For those of you with any exposure to the stock market, here is some investment advice for you
If you had bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.
With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had bought $1,000 worth of Victoria Bitter (the beer, not the stock) in South Australia one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 5 cent deposit, you would have $107.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle
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