Virginia Beach, Virginia, USA
 Message Immy
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Started: Jun 30, 2005
Last on: May 15, 2008
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Beer Ratings: 1403
Place Ratings: 55
Average Rating: 3.33
My Beers Average: 3.36
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Favorite style: Belgian Strong Ale
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Bio/beer Philosophy:
"Kind of unrelated but man... who’s gay for Immy?" - joet, 6/23/06
" Deep in the forests of western Beerylvania lies a castle iin which the wizard Immy resides. Casting his dark spells over the land, this wizened mage draws unsuspecting peons like myself into his tangled web of beer." - Soonah
Even water becomes a fine-tasting drop, if first well mixed with malt and hop!
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As seen in the OT-D forums...
Magic_dave6:
"Listen ya wee rook mc cunt, get ta fuck a slack jawed ladybody, or u’l be chooin on ma gutty fir a month ya cunt"
Immy:
I have no earthly idea what that means... I THINK I’d be insulted...
GarethYoung:
Rook = rookie
Get tae fuck ya slack-jawed ladyboy = Go away you open-mouthed transexual
Gutties = Trainers/Sneakers
The gist of the insult is that Tom accuses the insultee of being something of a novice and that perhaps ’McCunt’ may be an apt surname for such a person. Tom then casts aspersions on the sexuality of said novice as well as their intelligence and warns that if they do not vacate the immediate area with sufficient alacrity, he will be forced to subject them to a kick to the face of such savage violence that his shoe will become embedded in the victim’s face for a period of roughly a month and result in the mastication of the shoe for the duration of this period.
I can only surmise that the low ratings are the result of some pubs not serving this the way it was intended to be served. For proper enjoyment, there should be a slice of orange on the glass that you then place into the beer (much like a lime with a Corona). This does a lot to activate the citrus in the beer and made it very quickly my favorite beer of all time. If you are not getting a slice of orange, or worse, eating it instead of placing it in the beer, then of COURSE you’re not going to like it. - Paulie76, rating Rickard’s White
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