10 Reasons Why Beer is Better than Wine
1 - You can’t buy pitchers of wine. Sangria does NOT count.
2 - Beer is cheaper than wine.
3 - Wine glasses are too thin to properly toast.
4 - One word: HOPS!
5 - It only takes two weeks to brew a batch of beer.
6 - Beer doesn’t stain like red wine.
7 - Beer burps are infinitely satisfying.
8 - Cheap beer tastes better than cheap wine.
9 - Beer doesn’t need to be decanted.
10 - Because in heaven, there is no beer.