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4 hours ago

“Smells like nothing. Taste is super plain with a mild yeastiness. Very mild bitterness and breadiness in the aftertaste. Watery and light with mild foam.” -- by BiiruBierBeer

7 hours ago

“I openly hate Rogue and I mega-hated the last Voodoo Abomination. That said, curiosity is a powerful force, so here I am drinking what is sure to be another egregious beer experience. Poured into a snifter. 3.5 A: Dark brown almost black color. Two fingers of frothy tan head. Retention is about average and a decent amount of lacing is left. 2.0 S: Hmmm. This is certainly unholy and I’m sure that Satan bathes in this, but I can’t figure out how much I hate it or even if I hate it. Well, I’m pretty sure I hate it. I guess this is what I’d expect from a chocolate, peanut butter, and banana plug-in air freshener. It pretty much reeks of artificial. The main and only aromas that aren’t blocked out are the banana, peanut butter, and chocolate. For how much this beer cost, they could have used real chocolate and peanuts and got banana out of the yeast, but that wouldn’t be the bullshit way of making this. 1.25 T: It certainly also tastes like what is in it - chocolate extract, banana extract, and peanut butter extract. It doesn’t matter how good the extract is, it’s always the same and it’s always shitty in beer. This tastes like a homebrew experiment. The flavors are artificial, don’t flow well at all, and are all either too intense or muted. This has way too much bitterness for what it is. There’s too much astringency (I guess from one of the extracts). The base offers no mediation. I don’t care enough to attempt to pick out any flavors below the mess. It tastes like extract. 2.5 M: They even fucked up the mouthfeel. It has a lighter medium body made lighter by the fact that it’s overcarbonated. No creaminess and certainly not smooth. 1.0 D: This beer is so shitty and so ungodly expensive that I can only assume that whoever brewed it and whoever priced it are going to be sitting in it someday in Satan’s bathhouse. It should be obvious that I would never buy it again. I wouldn’t even accept a free bottle. Hell, I wouldn’t even accept a free bottle if it came with a good local sixer if it meant I had to drink this again. The only redeeming aspect of this beer is that it scratched my curiosity itch, albeit at great cost. DavoleBomb, Jul 07, 2013” -- by DavoleBomb

12 hours ago

“Geur is bijna alleen rozijnen, smaak is een ongebalanceerde mix van rozijnen, alcohol en een beetje witte wijn met een vieze bitterheid! Bah! Drainpour pur sang!” -- by Countbeer

13 hours ago

“this one was like complete mess- in aroma some cereals with herbs, grass; tasteless, and maybe with some yeast defects cause aroma and taste was unpleasant, thin body, darkest malts dominant.” -- by zenkis

19 hours ago

“Pours a clear morning-pee yellow, with a faint white head. Aromas are obscured by butyric acid (which makes it taste vomity, like the regular Hansa lager), but the Vienna lager appears to be ever so slightly maltier. Taste is bland and neither sweet nor bitter. Mouthfeel is thin and fizzy. Drainpour.” -- by Wischylini

20 hours ago

Tap: Looks like used motor oil or squid’s ink. Completely black, oily, viscous. No head at all. Smells & tastes almost exactly like Worcestershire sauce, except replace the inherent saltiness with a boatload of sugar & you’re on the right track. Yep, super-sweet Worcestershire sauce. Small hints of roast, cocoa, vanilla, booze, wood. But mostly just Worcestershire sauce & an overload of sugar. Get your insulin shots ready. Maybe some noodles, too. I feel bad for the people who chose this variant in bottles. Beyond disappointing.” -- by tectactoe

2 days ago

“smells of salt and dark beer. Head is just like coke a cola. Gone fast. Just like cola it has same sound as you go to take a sip. some salt some water, some chocolate and a little sour. Thin for a stout, medium-heavy bodied, no oatmeal in its listings. Some sips too salty. Lacks bacon and stout taste and too thin.” -- by OntBeerDrinker

Cisk[ +1.6 ]
2 days ago

“Bottle dated Apr 09: Honey and mildew aroma, lemon zest. Crystal clear amber, medium head, some lacing. Metallic hay and honey, soft carbonation. Light body, surprisingly refreshing. Enticingly quaffable. Really held up to time quite well.” -- by obguthr

2 days ago

“Bottle @ 3N tasting. Good, slightly hazy. Small head. Nose is a huge diacetyl bomb. Gross buttered popcorn. Similar flavor. Just unbearably buttery and unpleasant. Not worth further investigation.” -- by jackl

2 days ago

“Bottle from Meditrina. Clear golden orange with head and lace. Nice citrus tropical fruit hop aroma with a hint of spicy hot pepper. Mild tropical fruit honey sweetness with frigging spicy, throat-burning lip burning habanero. Ouch. I guess there might be people who could drink this. I wonder if people drink it more than once by choice. I’m drain pouring it so my rating must reflect that.” -- by malrubius

2 days ago

“330ml bottle @ 12th Shrewsbury Bottle Share, courtesy of Simon! Pours dark with minimal head. Week-old coffee dregs aroma. Horrible dregs / vanilla on initial sip, syrupy, bitter, rich and generally rather unpleasant. Not for me I’m afraid.” -- by minutemat

2 days ago

“Sample at cbc. Pours clear golden. Aroma is hoppy, slight roast. Taste of hay, hop and roast.” -- by borre_m

2 days ago

“Light malty aroma. The taste is the same. Perhaps too bitter. Minimal bitterness that disappears quickly. Not good in the long run. Follow me @ Kung av öl @ Facebook for more pictures and ratings.” -- by Cool_Bond

2 days ago

“Wheat, malty and slightly fruity aroma and flavor. Not at all good bitterness in the aftertaste that fills the upper part of the mouth to a weak moment. Almost unpalatable. Follow me @ Kung av öl @ Facebook for more pictures and ratings.” -- by Cool_Bond

2 days ago

“The taste is malty and slightly fruity. Minimal week that disappears quickly. Not at all good beer. Follow me @ Kung av öl @ Facebook for more pictures and ratings.” -- by Cool_Bond

2 days ago

“Watery beer. Light taste of dark malt. Okay bitterness that disappears quickly. Get no foothold. Tasteless and boring beers. Follow me @ Kung av öl @ Facebook for more pictures and ratings.” -- by Cool_Bond

3 days ago

“Not for me. Pours clear golden with lots of head and clumpy lacing. Nose is fruity and not much hint of the spice. Flavours have some initial citrus fruit but then a massive spice attack, burying anything else. Taste med bitter and MASSIVE slice. Body is all spicy bite.” -- by rejtable

Oculto[ +2.4 ]
3 days ago

“Poured from a 12 OZ bottle into a pint glass Aroma- Has a pleasant aroma of agave and watery beer Appearance- A clear golden body with a thick white head Taste- I really enjoyed it. It was a hot day and I had it on my back porch watching the golfers. It was a perfect time for this beer. nice agave flavor Palate- A light bodied beer with mild carbonation Overall- The craft beer fanatics will hate this, the people who enjoy a refreshing cold one on a hot day will like this far more.” -- by ordybill

Miller Lite[ +1.5 ]
3 days ago

“Sweet light cider smell. Tastes like almost nothing besides yeast. Watery but easy to drink.” -- by BiiruBierBeer

Bud Light[ +1.6 ]
3 days ago

“Smell is very faint sourness. Taste is super light. Water and bread. Watery mouthfeel but easy to drink.” -- by BiiruBierBeer

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