fonefan (34222) - VestJylland, DENMARK - MAR 9, 2010
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle 330ml. clear glass.
Clear medium to dark yellow color with a average, frothy, fair lacing, fully diminishing, white head. Aroma is moderate malty, toasted, citrus - tequila, vegetable and cardboard notes. Flavor is moderate to heavy sweet with a long to average duration, spicy. Body is medium, texture is oily - syrupy and sticky, carbonation is soft. 
Papsoe (25090) - Frederiksberg, DENMARK - JAN 16, 2010
1.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle 33 cl. Pours a clear golden with a white head. Aroma dominated by lime. Medium body, sweet lemon accents with a quinine-like astringent bitterness. 160110
FatPhil (9007) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - FEB 2, 2013
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
330ml clear glass bottle (K Kamppi, Helsinki) - shared with old Marduk - thanks!
Citrus bullshit. To winkers, "amigos" only means one thing - down in one. So I amigosed it. That’s the best way to experience this - as briefly as possible. Shit beer with lemonade.
maeib (8585) - Wootton, Northampton, Northamptonshire, ENGLAND - DEC 19, 2011
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottled King Billy Northampton. An orange/gold headless beer. Sweet and tequila accented. Orangey fruity flavours. So much nicer than Desperados. Actually acceptable.
DruncanVeasey (7099) - NUNEATON, Top 13, Warwickshire, ENGLAND - MAR 21, 2010
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
UPDATED: JUN 18, 2011 ’Intended for 18-24 year-olds with a fun-loving personality’. Well, I’m older than 24 and a miserable cunt, so I’m unlikely to fully appreciate this. Smell of lime and something you’d squirt down the toilet. Forms a head that stays there. Bright and inoffensive; lime and tequlia beating off the toilet cleaner and chemicals with a stick. One pine needle. Clear bottle, Bacardi Breezer with an added squeeze of lime, 6% alcohol. Nothing to do with beer, but it’s alright.
deyholla (6490) - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA - JUN 10, 2014
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle. Pours a clear gold with a white head that dissipates to the edges. Aroma has tons of musty grain with a bit of skunkiness and a hint of tequila. Flavor is really sweet with agave and sweet grains, almost sugar watery.
BVery (5944) - Burnsville, Minnesota, USA - APR 25, 2013
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
UPDATED: DEC 30, 2013 Bottle. Light gold pour, white head. Nasty aroma of skunk and lime. Taste is actually not awful, but certainly phony lime citrus. Light palate.
SilkTork (5163) - Rochester, Kent, United Kingdom, Kent, ENGLAND - NOV 25, 2011
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
From local corner shop. This is a clearly a Desperados clone, and it’s just as ugly. A sweet, lemon hinted pale lager with chemical flavouring. Not that nice, but drinkable, and there are worse beers out there.
berkshirejohn (4381) - Bracknell, Berkshire, ENGLAND - OCT 27, 2011
2.6 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 10/20
UPDATED: OCT 28, 2011 33cl bottle picked up in Hastings. Straw coloured with a billowing white head; aroma of tequila and lime; full-bodied with a reasonable tequila flavour and a dry limey citrus tang; but lacking finish. Not bad, and better than Desperados.
nick76 (4170) - Tampa, Florida, USA - JUN 16, 2012
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
The aroma is cheap with corn malt and lime candy. The appearance is pale yellow with a small head. The taste is like the aroma. Overall a drinkable but forgettable beer.