fonefan (34741) - VestJylland, DENMARK - SEP 26, 2011
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Draught @ Nags Head, 5 Russell Street, Reading, Berkshire, England RG1 7XD.
[ As Amstel Bier 4.1 ].
ABV: 4.1%. Clear medium yellow colour with a average, frothy, good lacing, mostly lasting, white to off-white head. Aroma is light to moderate malty, grain, toasted, corn, metalic. Flavor is moderate sweet and light light bitter with a average duration. Body is medium, texture is watery, carbonation is fizzy. 
harrisoni (13596) - Ashford, Kent, ENGLAND - FEB 21, 2011
2.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Halfpint County Hotel JDW Ashford. Pale gold colour with lasting thin white head. Aroma of cereal with a touch of corn. Some faint lemon on the finish. Fairly tasteless but better than the Fosters before it. The lemon hop on finish is ok
bierkoning (10157) - La Tropica, NETHERLANDS - JUL 25, 2010
2.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Can. pale golden color. Soft maltaroma. Malty grassy flavor with a very soft but noticeable hopbitterness. Could be compared with an average German helles. Better as expected.
Benzai (8127) - Oirschot, THE NETHERLANDS, NETHERLANDS - DEC 4, 2011
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
500ml Can @ home. Clear yellow / golden color, small white head. Standard pilsener smell and taste:malts and some bitter. Nothing special, just another average lager.
JorisPPattyn (7885) - Antwerpen, BELGIUM - AUG 21, 2011
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Huge, fine yellowish head, whipped eggwhite-like, over straw-golden, well-carbonated beer. Sharpish malt nose, toast, corn. Again corn & sweet malts, white candi sugar, and utterly nothing else. OK, dried sugared hay. Supposedly ’refreshing’. With all that sugar, highly unlikely. Finish is somewhat drier. Utterly superfluous beer. Dumb blonde indeed.
kevnic2008 (7842) - Baden-Baden, GERMANY - JUN 10, 2012
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
A golden beer with a white creamy head. Aroma is grassy and malty. Taste is malty and simple. Notes of cereal.
chriso (7347) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - MAY 9, 2011
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
From keg at the Nags Head, Reading on 27 April 2011. I’m pretty sure this version for the British market is actually brewed in the UK (probably at the Royal brewery in Manchester, alongside such other classics as Fosters). The same beer is however, brewed for other markets elsewhere so probably best to leave it under the "home" brewery. Pale blond colour. Very slight hop oil element to the aroma. A little bready. Absolutely no flavour. Sweetish and watery. Too innocuous to be offensive. Take a dull Dutch beer and dumb it down even more for the UK market an what do you expect?
Hansen (6569) - Assentoft, DENMARK - AUG 9, 2013
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Light golden coloured and clear. Has a white head, lasting. Light sweet, fruity aroma. Flavor is sweet too, faint bitterness. Not much going on here. Watery.
Camons (5855) - Hasselager, DENMARK - JUL 27, 2014
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can @ Tulip Inn, Bodegraven. Pours light golden with a white head, some lacings. Aroma of grain, corn, little sweet, vegetables. Flavor is grain, corn, cardboard, vegetables, little grass. Thin to medium body, average carbonation.270714
deanso (5181) - the Hague, NETHERLANDS - MAR 16, 2011
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
50cl can from Albert Heijn @ Home.
Clear blond colour. Good head. Ok taste