StFun (567) - Indiana, USA - MAR 11, 2009
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: MAR 12, 2009 Rating #500, doing it in style. Lucky enough to find this gem in Southern Indiana. Fantastic packaging job on this, a truly kickass can that doesn’t screw around, and let’s you exactly what time it is (hint: the time is Beer 30). Poured this one into a snifter to truly get the most out of it. Pours a perfect color of golden butter and urine, with a thin head that soon gives way to a swirling white lacing. Lots of bubbles in this one, inviting you to jump right in. Unlike many beers I have drank, this one isn’t worried about looking or smelling nice. Aroma is urine, water, dirty socks, and sweat. Kick ass, I didn’t have time for any fancy aromas anyway. Doesn’t bother with any real “flavor”, and instead just gives you what you need…urine, water, corn, death, taint, spoiled garbage, and rotted berries. Hell yeah, it’s about time someone experimented with the underexplored “urine and spoiled garbage” niche in the craft beer world. Finishes light and sticky on the tongue, suckering you into drinking another (which I will of course, because its ALWAYS Beer 30!) . Even get a little protein out of this one, how awesome is that? Answer: Not nearly as rad as it sounds. Sometimes, the stars align, and you are granted the opportunity to partake in a truly magical beer experience. Unfortunately, this is not really one of those times.
VAAC (86) - Middlebury, Indiana, USA - JAN 20, 2009
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
The can, as stated several times before, is neat.
Other than tht, it’s so darn awful it’s almost mythological, can any beer REALLY taste this bad?
BlackForestCO (978) - Aurora, Colorado, USA - NOV 2, 2008
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
One of the hottest cans I have ever seen in my life, bright purple. Unfortunately the flavor doesn’t live up to the great expectations that the can gave me. It wasn’t purple, it looked like piss with some white foam. Flavor was the average corn grain with a bit of grass and a metallic finish. Fizzy carbonation. I didn’t realize this was only 3.8%, that is pretty weak if you are only drinking it to get drunk.
CoachJT (35) - Columbia, South Carolina, USA - OCT 11, 2008
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 10/20
Can pour. It is what it is - a cheap beer that gets the job done. Better than many more expensive lousy beers. Ideal for camping or yardwork.
ABowman19 (7) - , Ohio, USA - SEP 26, 2008 does not count
2.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
Tastes like a mix of communion wine, aluminum, and the spirit of hard drinkers. Highly recommended for all-day binge drinking and/or buffalo hunting.
Trdnuggets (11) - Appleton, Wisconsin, USA - JUL 21, 2008
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
At first I thought it ws a joke, but until I actually saw it I was wrong, it leagues with "Miller" and "Budweiser", equally shitty! Tastes like sour water.
thedm (5282) - Fort Wayne, USA - JUN 26, 2008
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
This canned brew from Fort Wayne, IN poured a medium sized head of finely sized white colored mostly lasting bubbles that left behind a transparent typically carbonated light yellow orange colored body and a thick foamy lacing. The aroma was of corn and malt. The mouth feel was mildly tingly and crisp from start to finish. The flavor was of corn malt mild hops and cheap. Its only redeeming quality 30 cents a can.
hotstuff (4645) - Fort Wayne, Indiana, USA - JUN 3, 2008
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can. Medium sized white head that mostly diminished, small amount of lacing, transparent, visible carbonation, and a yellow hue. The aroma and the flavor are corn with a slight sweet finish. Smooth mouthfeel, light, watery and light bodied. Nothing happening here so time to move on.
Schweinsteiger (11) - Skokie, Illinois, USA - APR 27, 2008
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
now this may not be the greatest tasting beer out there, but it gets the job done. this is the type of cheap beer that you use for drinking games and such. and argueably has one of the greatest cans ever. that is all!
Haslinger (901) - The World of Beer, Texas, USA - APR 27, 2008
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
The bottle and name are funny and that is worthy of 3 points, that being said that is the only good thing about this awful beer. It tastes the way I would imagine cat urine to taste