Bells Batch 7000 Ale

Formerly brewed at Bells Brewery
Style: Imperial Stout
Kalamazoo, Michigan USA

Bouteille de 12 oz, par HogTownHarry. Brune très foncée, mice collet beige. Arome de café expresso avec un peu de malte caramelisé. Bon goût de café mocha, avec un soupson de caramel anglais, légèrement amère.

What evil pours from this bottle, dense as unrefined petroleum and dark as the deepest reaches of space. Black is not a fitting color descriptor. Thick is an insult. A true Russian Style Imperial stout, definitive and turbulent. Another world class stout from Bells? You bet. Larry Bell is a genius. Thin, deep tan head rises from the depths and sinks slowly back underneath. Oily sheen glistens under all too bright lamplight. Lacing forms from sloshing first sips, dense and dark and sticky. The aroma is as dense as the body. Roasted malt that seems like it was rescued from a towering conflagration ignites the senses. The malt is smoky, vinous, rich and exacting in its drive forward. Chocolate follows, bitter and succulent. Coffee is delicate and fully roasty, and a full black cup dumped in doesn’t even begin to stand up to the onslaught of roasted grains. Hops are brisk and citric and floral, copious. Dark fruits such as prunes, plums and black cherries squeeze into the melee. Molasses, brown sugar, anise and alcohol are noted. Juniper berry nuances provide a swift kick on the back side of every inhalation. Nosing this beer takes me far away, I feel lost in the Siberian night, cold and ready to bring my blood to the boiling point with a sip so anticipated I can’t wait any longer. Rewarding is the taste, voluminous in flavor and complexity. Heavy bitterness shreds through like a diamond encrusted drill bit. Sweetness extinguishes the heat that so quickly set my tongue afire. Brash chocolate notes clash wildly with raw anise. This beer is so unbalanced it’s ludicrous. I love it. It’s a bitter dessert espresso with Godiva liqueur and plums. The fruity notes are nearly lost among the heady malts and blasts of roast. The mouthfeel is exceedingly full, bittersweet and amply carbonated. With every sip my mouth is punished, a rare case study develops; with each ounce passing, the desire for more increases twofold. The finish is glamorous and punishing at once. Heavy bitterness lingers for what seems an eternity. What would seem at first like a challenging quaff is one of the most rewarding beer experiences I’ve ever had. Unbelievable.

Rating three hundy. Opaque black color that sits below a thin, even expanse of dark tan head. Swirling the liquid around in the glass, the beer’s heft is apparent. The aroma is primarily chocolate chip and alcohol, with some roasted smells stuggling to get through the fumes. The palate isn’t as thick as I anticipated, but I was anticipating something milkshake-like. The taste is the real feature here. At first, the alcohol takes over, but as the brew warms, some real deep dark roast flavors take over and provide a glowing roast finish.

Within the expansive realm of Imperial Stouts, the Bells Batch 7000 is the pinnacle of filling and fulfilling beers. It is a drink of titanic proportions, wobbling to and fro like a gluttonous, obese giant, packed with the smells and flavors of hearty, meaty foods. It is a meal of sustenance and vitality packed into an elegant , almost svelte bottle that belies a brew fit for the tireless lumberjack. Immediately after the pour finishes an enormous, mushroom cloud head blossoms in the glass. After it reaches its billowy zenith it settles back down into a pocked and rippled texture of an appearance strikingly like soft tofu. The body from which this spongiferous blanket sprouts is itself a mundane dark, clouded brown. The color is in fact exceptional because of its ho-hum hue. So many Imperial Stouts pour like a liquid black hole, making a colorless blob in the glass. The aromas from the drink do not disappoint. Initially it is creamy with a cornucopia of fresh root vegetables – carrots, potatoes, maybe even beets. There’s also a strange tint of acrylic paint in the smell, though I find it rather nice, and suitable in the concurrent aromatic milieu of open air market. A sample taste doesn’t waste time in broadening the comestible scope of the beer, rushing in with bucolic earth tones like clay, and spicing them up with a dash of cumin. I also taste white rice –something all too familiar to anybody with a large appetite and a small budget in Japan. Behind the white rice is a bit of rum and a spoonful of brown sugar. In a wider perspective, Bells Batch 7000 is very “steaky” with some meat and char to it (a good thing), sweetened by a generous portion of molasses flavor. The mouthfeel is very sudsy and bubbly, but also a bit chalky in a favorable disposition to the earthy qualities of the flavor. The aftertaste is the finest moment in a sip of this beer, cascading with flavors of a delicious, well grilled steak: steak again, charcoal, steak sauce and soy sauce. It is a savory, luxurious end to a fifteen course beer, and should leave even the heartiest trencherman patting his belly in satisfaction.

Bottle picked up in Minnesota by my pops about a year ago. Cellared in Minnesota. This is its 3 day in NC. It didnt last long! Pour is dark brown with a thin tannish head. Nose is interesting--smells a lot like an old ale--lots of molasses, brown sugar, sweet malts, and overall roastiness. A nice mix of smells, but a little off for an imperial stout. Flavor is much deeper and more honest to style with deep coffee and chocolate throughout. Mouthfeel is medium to thick with a nice bitter palate. This beer is a bit misleading with the nose, but really comes through when it counts. I’ve had this at a couple tastings (but i was too far back to notice the incredible flavor of this brew) and am very happy to try this with a sober mind and a ready palate. Thanks Hyerum Tyerum!!!!

Bottle from Silphium. Pours a syruppy thick dark, dark brown with a substantial light brown head with good retention. Aroma is a delightful blend of deeply roasted malts, chocolate, molasses and nuts. Flavor is a surprisingly balanced mix of malts, chocolate, coffee, molasses and a little licorice. Alcohol is pretty noticeable - seemed to linger a bit on the tongue. This beer is not for the faint of heart.

Bottle. Thanks to Walt. Opened with a slight hiss sound. Poured a lighter black body with a nice head, wow what legs on this one. Aroma is licorice, choclate, malty, nutty and some oxidation. Flavor at first tasted like burnt malt with quite a bit of oxidation. As it warmed it mellowed to a nice smooth body and mouthfeel - very nutty and lots of chocolate tones to it. Lite sugar and at the end I was loving it. Leaves my lips nice and sticky sweet - mmmm...stout lips!

The initial pour hit me with a sound that poped and crackled as soon as it came out the bottle. Pours a dark muddy black color with a thick chocolate milkshake look to it, has a smell of nuts, and almonds. The first taste bites the palate with a strong expresso taste that is a bit bitter and chewy. The alchohol is noticable and you get sort of a woody, dry smoked flavor that would make this a great beer for 12%. Some cocoa and dry cranberries seem to swirl into your mouth but the dont last as long as the first taste.