TomTron (356) - Aiken, South Carolina, USA - FEB 19, 2013
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Basically a run of the mill malt liquor. Corny, grainy, pissy, and stank. Too many of these would put a Big Hurt on my head the next morning. Not Good....
NielsenRatings (8279) - Fort Collins, Colorado, USA - MAR 28, 2014
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
In the can @ home, thanks to Homer321. Pours a touch hazy yellow appearance with a thin white head. Corn candy, cheesecake and sugar in the nose. Pretty fucken sweet flavor. Lot of candy notes along with corn. Moderate carbonation. Eh, average or slightly below average malt liqueur.
DrewFace (485) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - MAR 28, 2014
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 9/20
Can share thanks to Homer321. Pours a crystal clear pale yellow color, minimal head. Big sweet aroma, smooth adjunct character. More big sweet flavor, very smooth, boost is hid well. Big yumm, not big hurt.
beechner224 (420) - Melbourne, Florida, USA - MAR 28, 2014
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Thanks to Homer... I guess. Pours golden yellow . Aroma is corn, boost, water. Taste is wierd, not great. I should big hurt him.
Nekronos (3603) - Xalapa, MEXICO - MAR 25, 2014
3.4 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 16/20
Not much to say. Strong and kind of exotic in taste. Datk golden in features and thick looks.
Homer321 (1003) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - MAR 14, 2014
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Huge props to Frank for driving all over Chitown to get me this soon to be whale. nose of sweet corn and candied sugar. slight grassiness. very pale yellow with a white head that dies immediately. Taste is initially sweet with some caramel like notes. no significant apple or skunk, so pretty decent.
Ricksterdu (34) - - DEC 6, 2013
3.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 17/20
Frank Thomas is the man.
This beer cost $8 for a 12 pack.
Taste is above average given the particular style.
I appreciate frank Thomas.
I appreciate this beer.
It costs relatively the same as ice house. And has a decent taste which surpasses many domestic beers of this particular style.
Off the nose. Lemony citrus. Moderate carbonation.
I can mow the lawn and slam down 3 of these easy.
7%abv is masked beautifully.
The can says its a lager and should be reviewed as one.
It's insulting and racist that this beverage is considered a malt liquor on this review board.
I rate this higher than founders all day ipa and three floyds jinx proof.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
mansquito (3114) - Nueva York, New York, USA - NOV 14, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
New Beer Distributors, NYC 12oz ($2): Pours orange with a malt liquor head. Aroma is malt liquor adjuncts. Taste is malt liquor booziness. I would rather drink Olde English.
brokensail (9959) - Orange County, California, USA - OCT 16, 2013
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
On tap @ GABF. Golden pour with a small white head. Corn, grain, and sugar on the nose. Some apple juice and banana aromas. Flavor is just really sweet. Sugar, corn, and apple juice. Banana, grain/cereal, and a touch of water. No real alcohol notes, at least.
XmnwildX12 (2078) - Farmington, Minnesota, USA - OCT 15, 2013
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
On tap at GABF 2013, was all sweet grains and malt, was not a very good beer.
PorterPounder (5205) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - SEP 28, 2013
1.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Conyers, Ga. - Sigman Bottle Shop - 24 oz can. Light golden pour, puffy, snow white head with a hint of lacing. Aroma is where this one really goes south - smells like soggy fruity pebbles and some kind of whey protein drink. Flavor has some of that same whey essence, a touch of fruity pebbles, some boozy grain alcohol notes. Mouthfeel is metallic and industrial. Could be a hit in the ’hood, but outside of that, pretty much a drainpour. Big hurt must refer to the feeling in my gut if I was to finish the whole 24 oz. can.