Birra Kaon

Brewed by Birra Kaon
Style: Pale Lager
Tirana, Albania

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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Poured a pale golden body with some odd particle inside (what the...), medium sized thick white head. Sharp dusty nose... guess some hop is in there. Taste? Watery.... watery is an understatement. No. Saying that it being watery is an understatement is an understatement by itself. Water someone managed to taint with something. It’s not tainted all that badly though... it’s sweet, soapy (ok, that’s four of us that agree), some dust, some corn... later on a lemony acidity becomes somewhat dominant and that’s it. It’s not the foulest beer you’ll try but it’s possibly the most baffling. The particles that I really hope were proteins or something stuck on the bottom of the glass. Wow. Just wow. To top everything off, the can is an obvious Tuborg Green knockoff and it says "Pleasure is inside." Oooh yeah. Pleasure. Must be those particles.

A lager like one in hunderd. Nothing special. No head, a little bit bitterness.

Can from Koelschtrinker - vielen Dank! Clear pale golden colour, really large and creamy white head. Shy grainy aroma. Light-bodied, shy malt flavours, grainy, hints of corn, shy hoppy finish. Smooth palate. Rather mild and light, but quite pleasant in general.

Milder, etwas blechern herber Antrunk. Quasi nichts ist aromatisch. Weiter etwas herb, blechern bitterer Abgang. Selten ein Bier mit so wenig Aromen getrunken. /5/8/4/8/4

Really watery palate with massive hints of soap and cabbage. Not much hop at all - terrible beer.

Bottled in Vlorë, Albania. Clear pale golden, airy head. Vague fruity nose, then nothing! Mid sweet and thin bodied, watery and empty with the vaguest hint of boiled vegetables. No bitterness. Redundant.

Can - 500ml. Golden body with a good white frothy head. Bland, thin malty/hoppy aroma with grainy hints. Taste carries bready and herbal notes. Ends with a short bitter/herbal finish.

Bottle. Pale yellow with a fast disappearing white head. Strange nose of cereal and dish washing liquid. Taste is a mess of cooked vegetables, soap and other undesirable flavour. Thin and lifeless with next to no bitterness. Terrible stuff.

Can. Low white fluffy and quickly disappearing head. Slightly hazy amber body. Dry malty flavor with a sharp metallic bitterness. Watery. High carbonation. Long aftertaste.

.5l can just like the picture (seriously, their tagline is ’Pleasure is Inside’? scary). Dry, soda water taste. Bittering like novacaine, pretty damn awful. Worst I’ve tasted in a long while.

So...what I’ve chose for rating #500 was exactly this. I was bored of good Belgian ales for round ratings, so chosen a beer which might easily become the worst European pale lager :) let’s see that 0.5 l can I found in a store in Tirane, Albania. Poured pale yellow body with medium-bigger head over it and with some particles floating inside, probably being barley husks! Damn! Some lemony hops aroma with some dust. Flavor is watery, crappy, soapy, weak, etc. Although it was pretty plain, that soapiness mixes with some slight bitterness making some unpleasant combination. Very bad indeed, I could hardly finish it! Fascinating enough for such a round rating number!