1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 heavy (1490) - Split, - OCT 1, 2008
So...what I’ve chose for rating #500 was exactly this. I was bored of good Belgian ales for round ratings, so chosen a beer which might easily become the worst European pale lager :) let’s see that 0.5 l can I found in a store in Tirane, Albania. Poured pale yellow body with medium-bigger head over it and with some particles floating inside, probably being barley husks! Damn! Some lemony hops aroma with some dust. Flavor is watery, crappy, soapy, weak, etc. Although it was pretty plain, that soapiness mixes with some slight bitterness making some unpleasant combination. Very bad indeed, I could hardly finish it! Fascinating enough for such a round rating number!
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 JefVerstraete (64) - BELGIUM - MAR 24, 2012
A lager like one in hunderd. Nothing special. No head, a little bit bitterness.
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20 Quack-Duck (5921) - Down South, GERMANY - SEP 22, 2011
Can from Koelschtrinker - vielen Dank! Clear pale golden colour, really large and creamy white head. Shy grainy aroma. Light-bodied, shy malt flavours, grainy, hints of corn, shy hoppy finish. Smooth palate. Rather mild and light, but quite pleasant in general.
1.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20 Koelschtrinker (7038) - Köln (Cologne), North Rhine-Westphalia, GERMANY - SEP 2, 2011
Milder, etwas blechern herber Antrunk. Quasi nichts ist aromatisch. Weiter etwas herb, blechern bitterer Abgang. Selten ein Bier mit so wenig Aromen getrunken. /5/8/4/8/4
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20 kwik-lime (647) - London, ENGLAND - MAY 31, 2011
Really watery palate with massive hints of soap and cabbage. Not much hop at all - terrible beer.
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20 omhper (15956) - Stockholm, SWEDEN - NOV 17, 2010
Bottled in Vlorë, Albania. Clear pale golden, airy head. Vague fruity nose, then nothing! Mid sweet and thin bodied, watery and empty with the vaguest hint of boiled vegetables. No bitterness. Redundant.
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20 Eructoblaster (2122) - Gatineau, Quebec, CANADA - AUG 28, 2010
Can - 500ml. Golden body with a good white frothy head. Bland, thin malty/hoppy aroma with grainy hints. Taste carries bready and herbal notes. Ends with a short bitter/herbal finish.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 nate2g (1548) - Marlborough, NEW ZEALAND - MAY 9, 2010
Bottle. Pale yellow with a fast disappearing white head. Strange nose of cereal and dish washing liquid. Taste is a mess of cooked vegetables, soap and other undesirable flavour. Thin and lifeless with next to no bitterness. Terrible stuff.
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20 Skinnyviking (5712) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - JAN 15, 2010
Can. Low white fluffy and quickly disappearing head. Slightly hazy amber body. Dry malty flavor with a sharp metallic bitterness. Watery. High carbonation. Long aftertaste.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20 luttonm (961) - Belgrade, SERBIA - JUN 27, 2009
.5l can just like the picture (seriously, their tagline is ’Pleasure is Inside’? scary). Dry, soda water taste. Bittering like novacaine, pretty damn awful. Worst I’ve tasted in a long while.
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