Blatz

Pabst Brewing Company
Brewed at Miller Brewing Company (MillerCoors)
Style: Pale Lager
Woodridge, Illinois USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

UPDATED: SEP 7, 2004 This stuff is the shit. 5 bucks a 12 and 9 bucks a 24. Tastes pretty good and its a cheap way to get drunk. They dont have this stuff where i live but i had it in Wisconsin and brought some home with me. Perfect compliment to my top white trailer trash favorite beers.

UPDATED: OCT 4, 2004 Somebody break out the dice, we're playin' three-man!!! This is my favorite American beer. There is a reason I am the Blatz King. Blatz is the best. But if you hear people say that Blatz tastes sick dump their Busch light out and pour some Blatz in a Bottle in their can and see if they notice that their beer has transformed into great beer.

Only drink when extremely cold for maximum effects. At 6.99 a case buy in mass quanities. You never want to run out of this pleasure elixir. Don’t waste your money on beers that cost a buck or two more a case. Just remember, your only going to piss or puke it out anyway. Save your money and invest in another couple cases of Blatz. Don’t worry about potential case of the Splatz you might get. That condition will eventually wear-off as you develop that iron-clad stomach that is necessary for frequent Blatz indulgments.

This truly is America’s finest premium beer! Satisfying customers since 1851!!! Anyone who has ever enjoyed a bottle of beer should drop to his/her/its knees and offer thanks to Val Blatz, the man who first put beer into a bottle!

My personal favorite, I like its crisp flavor and sophisticated aftertaste.

UPDATED: NOV 20, 2003 This is one of the smoothest beers you can buy at any price. Some people mistake this for watered down. Other people are fooled by the old rhymes, Blatz gives you the splatz, or Schlitz gives you the shitz. If you can git it, try it, but you'd better hurry before someone tries to make it taste like Pabst. Also, if your urine has a yellow haze, then your not drinking enough beer.

UPDATED: AUG 26, 2004 I love this beer. I take alot of heat for drinking it, but it’s my favorite. Guess it’s not real popular with the yuppies :)

I love Blatz, but it gives me the Schlitz. Blatz makes me want to squirt all over when i drink it. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside like a good old time beer should. I am impressed on how horney it makes me.