alcoholica (128) - Dublin, Ohio, USA - NOV 17, 2003
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I'm not exactly sure you can classify this as a beer, but if you want to you can go ahead. It does have a yellow haze to it, but then again so does my urine.
JStax (5034) - Devola/Marietta, Ohio, USA - JUL 30, 2016
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can pour. Clear pale yellow, fizzy white head. Corny and grainy. Sweet. High carbonation and light body.
Msdrbeat (445) - East Lansing, USA - APR 17, 2016
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Canned at Tin Can. Kind of awful white head. Overly wheat taste. Barely tolerable.
johnnymusky (874) - Minnesota, USA - MAR 24, 2016
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
For some reason this is now tough to find...the taste is better than most of the crappy corn grain beers..first beer i ever drank!
malkyore (376) - - MAR 7, 2016
3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 16/20
In the venerable (albeit unrelated....) words of someone Iíve Internet stalked for years Holy Hammster. Here we have the pinnacle of beers. If you want something thatíll make your liver twitch and something whatever else (or not) better go with blatz or donít even go at all.
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Krej (222) - USA - MAR 7, 2016
4.3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 18/20
The elucid blatz... Never thought Iíd get this. Tastes like beer from the heavens. Probably one of the best beers around
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Vir4030 (598) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - OCT 23, 2015
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 8/20
The aroma is very neutral. It doesnít distract you from drinking a lot of them. Itís like angels came down from the heavens and designed something and put it on a can, and the beer itself looks good. I mean, I can drink a lot of them. What else do you need to know about taste? Itís smooth. Itís watery. And donít forget it gets ya fucked up. You or whatever. Overall, try to find a better beer. - Guest review by "Blatz".
CanIHave4Beers (3999) - Pouring Bus, Iowa, USA - OCT 18, 2015
2.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Iím really finding it amazing that I have yet to rate all these Pale Lagers that Iíve had a million times, but somehow still have 100+ Pale Lager ticks.
Lucky thing I got dropped this 30 pack of assorted canned Pale Lagers recently.
Pours a pale straw color with a big fluffy white head that sinks away to a wispy lil thang within a good 3/4 of a minute.
The aroma is a touch metallic, certainly rice heavy, yeasty & doughy, with a mild herbal hop presence.
The flavor is a little sweet, maybe a touch corny but (rice or no rice) it has a distinct ricey character. There is a nice bit of crisp pale malt here and a little bit of herbal hop character. The beer has a bit of ciderey-ness to it... but itís certainly more like fermented cider than straight up apples.
A little thin on the palate, but certainly nicely carbonated.
I actually loved this out of bottles back in the day, not sure if thatís even a thing anymore.
ThirstyBird (2583) - Berkhamsted, Hertfordshire, ENGLAND - MAY 19, 2015
1.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 6/20
Pours a clear pally yellow with loose white head. The smell is grain, slight sweet corn aroma, grass. The taste is grain, grass, a touch of corn and artificial sweetener. Very light body with average carbonation.
alexsdad06 (8899) - Ohio, USA - MAR 2, 2015
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
12 oz can thanks ??? to family. Pours a clear light golden color with a medium sized off white head. The aroma and flavor have grainy, corn, malts, skunk, grass, metallic notes, just not something I would ever think of doing again.
574deadzone (1370) - North Central, Indiana, USA - JUL 29, 2014
2.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 13/20
Saved up a good one for #1000. Do you have any idea what it took to hunt this down? Had to import it...from Fort Wayne. Pours a clear straw gold with a thick eggshell head that settles slowly and barely laces. Nose involves some faint corn and noble hop spice along with some dusty sourdough. Somewhat sweet, just a bit bitter. Light bodied, oily, somewhat syrupy, softer action, with a tacky corny finish. You know what, fuck it, this isnít a bad beer. OK, maybe it is a bad beer, but itís not <that> bad. Quenches a thirst, provides an example of an old-time beer, and gives you the opportunity to commune with your dead grandfather without drinking Hammís, although I may have to try Hammís. World class shitty beer.