Bootie Lager

Pours with a three-finger white head vanishes instantly leaving no lace. Crystal clear, light amber color. Light bodied and virtually no carbonation. Nose similar to old socks. Starts without much flavor, hints of hops, no difference in finish. Cheap, even a poor lawnmower beer. $1.10 for a 12oz. bottle from Julio’s Liquors Westborough, Ma.

12oz bottle-pours a thin white head with yellow color. Aroma is funky malt. Taste is mild malt with secondary-funky/chemical. Yep, America’s Entertainment Beer!

12 oz. bottle: A friend of my sister’s left some of these at her place and claimed that they were very good. He didn’t care for the Anchor Steams that were in the fridge also. Mine poured a clear golden color with only a little bit of head. The aroma is somewhat sour, with a bit of an old stale beer nose to it, even though it is fresh. The taste is thin, with some sourness to it. A variation of the mass macro, with no redeeming value to it. Definitely a maketing gimic to get people to buy cheap, tasteless beer.

Clear gold with no head. A funky corn, rice or other adjunct nose with musky hop. Light flavor with a watery tail, sweet but unbalanced with underwhelming bitterness. The finish is pale, light, watery, boring. Meh.

Clear gold with light head. Sour malt aroma. Almost a wet towel smell. I’m not sure what I mean by that, but it just reminds me of such. Flavor is very light. A little touch of apples and malts. Not too much else. It does not however, taste like bootie.

Very light yellow with small white head. Flavor is super sweet, like a bud with more sugar added. Finish is a little tart.

Bottle: aroma-less and pale yellow with a big white head. For all the head, this was mildly carbonated. Reminded me of a typical brewpub blonde which is not to say it’s bad, just boring. Light hairspray tasting and light overall. Mild apple. Really not bad and worth a shot over a Bud or Miller.

Horrible, not good. taste of cheap white wine. thin palate, that leaves a bad taste in the mouth, my friend only gave me this to rate. No redeeming qualities. Avoid.