argo0 (11079) - Washington DC, USA - DEC 5, 2004
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear straw body with white head. Aroma is medium sweet, corn, light herbal. Taste is medium sweet, corn, light caramel, no bitterness -- no anything really. Body is watery water.
hopscotch (8367) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - APR 6, 2007
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: APR 7, 2007 Bottle... AWOL ’07 ... Clear, light yellow lager with a small, fizzy, white head. Regarding the aroma, I could pull absolutely nothing from my glass. Not offensive... tastes like club soda with very mild acidity. Light-bodied with lively carbonation. Short, crisp, clean finish. Fairly refreshing and unoffensive, but not at all special.
BückDich (5464) - McCall, Idaho, USA - SEP 16, 2005
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Pale gold color with a bit of head and some lacing. Nose of light corn sugar and malt syrup, no hops. The flavor is light and watery with a bit of body. A little better than some of the light pale lagers but leaving much to be desired. Thanks keets.
PorterPounder (4943) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - OCT 8, 2004
1.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Ah, I’ve completed the infamous patented Bootie Trifecta and I have survived. This one poured a very light golden with a pithy, soapy white head. Aroma is reminiscent of wet cardboard. Flavor is crisp, what little is there. Perhaps a bit of mown grass if I had to pin it down. Overall, very dry. Leaves you thirsty. Finish is a bit harsh. Not as bad as the U95 and actually a tad more drinkable than the regular Bootie Lager.
Suttree (4739) - Knoxville, Tennessee, USA - AUG 20, 2006
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
"America’s entertainment beer", it says right here on the label. I not sure I know what that means. 50 cents at ABC in Naples, Florida. It would be too obvious to say it smells like bootie, I guess. Why would anybody make this?
nick76 (4126) - Tampa, Florida, USA - MAY 2, 2005
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
The smell is about like most American light beers. It smells like corn with minimal hops. It is very pale yellow and has an average head. You can taste the corn and maybe a little grass or hay charter to the hops but mostly it is watery. Malt finish.
Aurelius (3719) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAR 9, 2005
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
The things I put my body through in the interest of adding to the ratings database. This was just foul. I did this one back-to-back with Sleeman Clear, and this makes Sleeman taste like a craftbrew competition entrant. Fizzy, watery. Appearance dings for the Logan’s Run label and the twist-off. Stinks.
harlequinn (2744) - Tacoma, Washington, USA - FEB 8, 2006
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Any questions about this one, then see my previous rating about its big brother. The only difference was this had some color, and actually matched my urine, when I went into the bathroom to pee and pour this one out. Carbonated water.
jimhilt (2340) - Bow, New Hampshire, USA - DEC 30, 2005
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Straight up pour gets you a five finger white head that vanishes quickly leaving traces of lace. Crystal clear, very pale yellow color, looks like tinted water. Very light bodied and very light carbonation. Nose is skunky. Starts skunky, very watery, no flavor finish is boring worse than their lager. Water is better and cheaper. $1.10 for a 12oz. bottle from Julio’s Liquors Westborough, Ma.
jeffc666 (1984) - Fairfax, Virginia, USA - DEC 5, 2004
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Clear pee color vanishing fizzy white head. Sweaty gym and composy heap aroma. Same flavor though not as string as the aroma. Thin watery body. Yeeecchhh.