Viper666 (2763) - Quebec, CANADA - APR 20, 2011
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Canette 473ml. De couleur jaune et claire. Nez de maïs sucré, moyen de grains de malt pâle avec des notes métalliques ainsi que quelques traces de houblon herbeux.Mince en bouche avec un pétillement moyen et une texture aqueuse aux petites notes huileuses. Léger goût de grains de malt pâle avec de faibles traces de légumes bouillis lors de l’entrée en bouche auquel se rajoute un moyen goût de maïs sucré puis en finale l’on retrouve des traces amères de houblon herbeux. Post-goût très court, aux faibles notes amères de houblon herbeux avec des notes métalliques.
crossovert (5642) - Illinois, USA - MAR 24, 2011
2.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 20/20
Honestly, I give this beer credit, it is no worse than BMC and costs half the price, there is no logical reason to buy bud, miller, pabst, or coors products when this one isn’t any worse, 10.99 a 36 pack people. It is a bad beer, but so is bmc, might as well have it not be a total waste of money.
shockt (1) - USA - MAR 22, 2011 does not count
3.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
All you candy asses out there who rated this poorly should try a blind taste test w/ your favorite trendy cheap brew. I’ll bet you a pair of snug-legged levis that you can’t tell the difference. Be honest with yourselves; it’s an easy drinking, relatively tasty, inexpensive brew. For the fops in the crowd, it’s an easy target. For the honest beer consumers, it’s a great bargain and an enjoyable Wisconsin beer.
royw44 (2) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - MAR 20, 2011 does not count
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I purchased a 36 pack of Boxer form my local C-Store/Gas Station, and must admit at the very least I was a little disappointed. How can something as bad as this call itself a Beer? I offered one to my neighbor who is in fact a raging alcoholic, after one can of Boxer he has gone back to drinking Aqua Velva after Shave. My only advice is if you happen to find yourself like I did at a C-Store/Gas Station, do yourself a favor and skip the Boxer Beer, Go outside and drink straight from the pump.
paco (527) - Regina, Saskatchewan, CANADA - MAR 20, 2011
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Yep, it is bad. Really bad. Lifeless appearance. Aromas of corn, chemical and other horrid odors. Taste is chemical, corn, rotted vegetables, old bananas, dog and piss. Never buy this.
WolfsBlood84 (172) - Indianapolis, Indiana, USA - MAR 14, 2011
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
12oz. can from a 36-PACK THAT COST $10... Do I really need to say anymore? You know this beer is swill. It smells like slightly sweet corn water. It tastes basically the same: thin, watery, over-carbonated, weak, and slightly sweet/malty with an emphasis on drunken oblivion. However, its 5% and has more flavor than most really cheap beers - AND... IT IS ACTUALLY CHEAP! It is clear what it intends to be - and in this it succeeds. I can’t imagine a game of beer pong without a 36er of BOXER nearby.
zosoV1 (12) - USA - MAR 10, 2011
2.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
"Finally," I whispered to myself in the lonely halls of the liqour store, "Finally my dream has come true." It was standing right in front of me, the holy grail, and I the Indiana Jones looking upon it in amazement.
"Finally, I have found that which I sought. That which hath eluded me in my deepest of dreams... "The Boxer" Simon and Garfunkel branded beer!"
I could only imagine the taste! Would Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel’s soothing duet of voices come out in the palate? Would the sorrowful lyrics come out in the nose?
When I keep a swig in my mouth, will I too taste the tears The Boxer once felt? "He is leaving, he is leaving," the boxer says, "but the fighter still remains." What will remain of The Boxer when I swallow?
Unfortunately , this is probably the worst Simon and Garfunkel branded beer I’ve ever had. Did they even listen to the song?!
vomit (160) - Michigan, USA - MAR 4, 2011
1.4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 1/20
UPDATED: MAY 21, 2011 Ding! Ding! Ding! And now, announcing the championship of the world in the heavyweight division of CHEAP BEERS! Boxer for $10.99/36 pack (THAT’s RIGHT!!) is a contender! A whirling dervish of activity, a CLUBBER LANG, A MIKE TYSON, a MUHAMMAD ALI of alcoholic malfeasance....in this corner, we have sobriety, in this corner BOXER!!! And the games begin..........Sobriety is pummelled by lefts, rights, haymakers, kidney punches. The beating is fast and furious. Blow upon blow is rained upon your liver! SOBRIETY is on the ropes.....reeling from the merciless onslaught! Mayhem is taking its toll.....your liver is staggering under its powerful combination of cheapness and quantity!!!! SOBRIETY is DOWN!!! And the ref gives the short count.......1.....2.....3.....4....5.....6....7... We have a winner!! BOXER Retains the world heavyweight CHAMPIONSHIP of mayhem!!! And that is how it is. Another KO for the champ. Just beware as after a 10 round match with BOXER you may have a rebellion in your undaroos in the morning.....get it????....a BOXER REBELLION......think about it! And grab a Blatz!
[I had to rerate this, as I had about a dozen Blatz in me for the 1st one. This is possibly the worst tasting stuff I ever had out of a can. I tried one a few weeks ago, and even though I had a mighty powerful thirst---I could only take 2 drinks before pouring the rest out.]
Cole (967) - , Alberta, CANADA - FEB 17, 2011
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Clear yellow with a thin white head. This is the worst thing I have ever smelled and I have been to the third world. The face i made when i smelled this beer would make you pray to god for help. Tastes terrible like wine that has been sitting out too long. It says beer of champions on the can. But nothing about this makes you a champ. Unless you are the champ of drinking horrible shit. This is a favorite among the homeless and I think they panhandle a little harder so they do not have to endure the putressence of this beer. Fucking terrible!
Savvy1982 (1705) - Lethbridge, Alberta, CANADA - FEB 17, 2011
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Can. Another fine Minhas product! I’ll never forgive them for the Shergill IPA as it is, but here goes. Pours full-on yellow, 1-finger white head, no lacing. Nose is OH DEAR GOD NO!!!! Ugh! Rotting bananas, stale sewage, boiling cabbage, dumpster in the sun. It doesn’t just sting the nostrils, it makes you spasm your face away from the glass. I really don’t think I can bring myself to taste this. It’s been a while since I’ve had something genuinely this awful... Christ on a bike! I still haven’t tasted it, it just sits there in the glass mocking me... Nothing should be this bad. I feel Minhas is mocking the sad old fucks who drink this because they have no choice. "how bad can we make it Ravinder?" "Well, as long as it only MOSTLY triggers the gag reflex, then it’s fine!" "Ho Ho Ho". Well, I suppose I must taste it... It tastes less awful than it smells, like musty basement mushrooms, canned corn, hot metal, Jesus! It’s almost... Almost Molson Canadian bad. I struggle to even give this the ’Still not as bad as Molson Canadian’ pity point. Just an utterly unforgivable crime against humanity.