RateBeer
overall
97
68
style
Serve in Snifter

bottled
available

on tap
unknown

Broad Distribution

Add Distribution Data
RATINGS: 129   WEIGHTED AVG: 3.72/5   EST. CALORIES: 300   ABV: 10%
COMMERCIAL DESCRIPTION
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good. Imperial chocolate milk stout brewed with real cocoa, clocking in at 10%abv, and making love to your mouth like a horny sorority girl.


fattybladdy's rating

4
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
fattybladdy (628) - Kalamazoo, Michigan, USA - SEP 13, 2013
Tap @ Beer Exchange. Black pour. Taste of dark chocolate and black licorice. Pretty good imperial stout.


4.6
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 9/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 20/20
saltyseadog (15) - Des Moines, Iowa, USA - JAN 29, 2016
For my 10th beer rating on the site, the rating that puts me on the scoreboard for community beer scores, I wanted to do something special and review something I have a personal attachment to and haven’t had a chance to comment on to date. The brew I ended up settling on is Brash Beer’s Smoglifter, easily my favorite sweet stout, and probably my favorite stout of the decade overall. AROMA Dark chocolate, chocolate milk, chocolate milkshake, toffee, cane sugar, caramel, and light roast coffee. Faint traces of plum or raisin hiding underneath. Roasty coffee notes are definitely present but very subdued compared to most heavy stouts and very delicately and exactingly balanced against all the other elements. APPEARANCE Pours dark from the very first drop, reminding me of the color of Kahlua with an extra dark tan to brown head less than a finger deep, but it hangs on all the way down. Bubbles on the bottom of the glass, not on the sides. Picture perfect. TASTE Roasty coffee and dark chocolate up front, dark chocolate and milk chocolate in the middle, with a long finish of dark chocolate and caramel sweetness punctuated with a pleasant belly warming alcohol effect. A roller coaster ride from lips to stomach. PALATE Full bodied but light, lively but not fizzy, creamy, easy, and satisfying to drink. OVERALL A real treat. One of my favorite beers. Makes me want to curl up in front of a roaring fire with a dense slice of biscotti, chewy icingless brownie, or even a box of chocolate graham crackers, letting it soak up all that malty goodness. This beer is like a tall glass of chocolate milk for a grown-up, and really makes me back to when I was about 10 years old in some strange visceral way. Brash Beer is a young operation that seems to have transitioned majorly in the past 2 years from Massachusetts to Texas, and from wide national distribution to regional taproom focused business. Not sure when or if I’ll have the opportunity to try this beer again, but for tonight at least, I’m in beer heaven.

3.9
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 5/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 17/20
portableparty (2257) - Blaine, Minnesota, USA - NOV 8, 2015
2 year old bottle 22 oz. pours black oily very murky with a deep tan thick head that fades to a thin film with a nice collar. Aroma is bitter soft soy dark bakers chocolate roasted malt hints of anise/vanilla bean. Taste is bitter soy roasted burnt malt bakers chocolate and more faint anise licorice and chocolate marshmallows. Palate is full sticky smooth and finishes a bit chalky. Very good!

4
   AROMA 9/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
katrinaez (944) - norristown, Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 25, 2015
Aroma is overtly chocolate, no mistaking that. Other scents, Graham cracker, dark black cherry, brandy reduction, creme Brule. Taste is bitter and rich. No carbonation. Not a velvet feel, but a full feel. Bottle

4
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 16/20
hopdog (10472) - Lansdale, Pennsylvania, USA - OCT 19, 2015
22oz bottle. Poured a black color with a small sized brown head. Lots of chocolate with roast, earthiness, and vanilla. Nice chocolate profile with the alcohol content well hidden.

3.8
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
jake65 (3117) - Boise, Idaho, USA - SEP 27, 2015
Bottle: Pours a very dark brown color, near black and topped with a finger of creamy brown head. Strong chocolate aroma with light roast and lacto. Huge chocolate taste, sweet and silky. Rich cocoa with minimal bittersweetness. Light roast and a little dark fruit. Solid.

3.9
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
zach8270 (4003) - Henrietta, New York, USA - SEP 27, 2015
(bottle - 22 oz) Pitch black pour with a creamy tan head. Heavy roasted malt and chocolate aroma. Lots of roasted and burnt notes. Flavor is thick and roasty as well. Tons of chocolate and coffee with a very thick mouthfeel. [9/9/15]

3.7
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
SlovakSniper (4324) - Candiac, Quebec, CANADA - SEP 8, 2015
Stout impérial embouteillé le 20 octobre 2014. À l’œil, voilà une bière noire sur laquelle s’évanouie une mousse brune. À l’olfactif, voici des malts bien rôtis et torréfiés dans lesquels nagent des notes de chocolat, d’alcool fruité et de cuir. Au goût, voilà des saveurs de grains lourdement noircis, de bois brûlé, d’alcool floral et de chocolat. Au palais, voici un corps bien robuste avec des bulles très fines et une texture comme une grosse crème épaisse. En finale, chaleureuse accolade amère qui intéresse mes papilles. Bouteille bue autour d’un feu à la campagne avec Denis.

3.7
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
DuffMan (8628) - the land of bitumen, beef & beer, Alberta, CANADA - SEP 1, 2015
Bottle, shared with Parksy and others. Very dark brown, light brown head. Sweet cocoa and bitter roast, very fudgey and rich. Nice, but I’m glad I had people to share it with.

3.7
   AROMA 7/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 8/10   PALATE 4/5   OVERALL 15/20
Ferris (9756) - Burnaby, British Columbia, CANADA - AUG 1, 2015
Bottle - Sweet dark chocolate and lots of cocoa. Jet black brown with a nice brown head. Sweet dark chocolate, cocoa and a milk chocolate finish. Tons of chocolate, bit on the sweet side. Pretty decent.

3.6
   AROMA 8/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 7/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 15/20
dfearnley (1486) - Edmonton, Alberta, CANADA - AUG 1, 2015
Bottle to tulip (thanks Ferris) Lots of chocolate, lots of caramel, a little rye, plum, and port. Dark silky looking black with a thin light brown head. Taste is caramel, chocolate, and loads of malts.


We Want To Hear From You



Join us! RateBeer is made by beer enthusiasts for the craft beer community. Your basic membership is free and allows you to read all beer ratings. Click here to create your account... and give your opinion!

Join Us »



Page    1  2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13


Tick this beer for your profile
  • Currently 0/5 Stars.
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Copyright © 2000-2016,
RateBeer LLC. All rights
reserved.
about us
About RateBeer
FAQ
Contact/Feedback
New Beers
add
Advanced Search
Add A Beer
Add A Brewer
Add A Place
Events
membership
Log In
Edit Personal Info
Buy Premium Membership
Your Messages
the best
RateBeer Best
100 Beer Club
The Top 50