0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 samstewart (2) - Panama City, Florida, USA - DEC 3, 2009 does not count
I actually like tomato/clamato with my beer every once in a while, but this is utterly disgusting. I had 3 large sips and had to throw the rest away. I’ve never been unable to finish a beer due to taste before. The aroma is funky - and the overall taste is just bad. fishy/salty/flat/metallic/rotten egg.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 demsoc (21) - Pennsylvania, USA - NOV 25, 2009
I’m just a senior in college, but I’m old enough to remember Pepsi Kona. I do like V8, and I like beer. I also like tuna sushi and oreos, but I’ll stick to the frosty filling, thank you.
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20 SuIIy (1828) - Natick, Massachusetts, USA - NOV 24, 2009
Drank some of this extremely hung over at my bachelor party when I was forced to wake up to play golf. It got me through the round. It tastes a bit like some bad tomato juice that someone put bad champagne in.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 phaleslu (3183) - Saint Louis, Missouri, USA - NOV 20, 2009
Tried from a 24 oz. can a buddy picked up at a gas station on a road trip. Looks like expired tomato juice- a nasty, foggy reddish color. Smells like cheap tomato juice with a lot of salt, some artificial vegetable spices, and a foul odor that must be whatever else is in clam juice besides salt- almost like the leftover fluid in a defrosted bag of shrimp. The flavor is a tamato juice base, and salty, skunky, and spicy. Nauseating. I could never figure out why anyone would want to mix tomato and clam juice, let alone mix that concoction with beer. I’m curious as to how this is selling. Who buys this other than people satisfying morbid curiosity? I’ve never encountered anyone who takes Clamato, let alone Chelada, seriously. I’m still going to give this an extra point for that "what the hell?" factor.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 JediMindTricks (392) - Hampton, Virginia, USA - NOV 9, 2009
I took a gulp and backwashed the whole thing right back into the can. didnt even have to swallow it to know how bad it was. even the water i drank after had the remnant of it. f*kn bad...
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 arondee (364) - Tucson, Arizona, USA - NOV 3, 2009
Freaking disgusting. I tried to drink one just because I was curious. I couldn’t force myself to slam it down. This is the first beer I’ve actually gagged on. Can I give it a 0?
3.4 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20 presario (3977) - Stampede City, Alberta, CANADA - OCT 15, 2009
Pretty much same rating as the non-Litght version except there is less residue on the glass. Can. And I liked it. Pink grapefruit colour. Porous dirty head. Clamato lacing, clamato scent, spicy clamato flavour. For what it is it is pretty good. You don’t taste the beer and probably don’t want to. Any pale lager would work. Higher clamato ratio than the ones I used to pour years ago. Makes me wonder what a great beer would taste like with clamato. Tasty.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 ABowman19 (7) - , Ohio, USA - OCT 6, 2009 does not count
To clarify for anyone who has ever posed the question, "what’s the most putrid, undrinkable beverage known to mankind?" here is your answer. If you are a big fan of raging heartburn, down one of these pink abominations and you are in business. Seriously, clam juice? My beer does not need a friend, especially not anything from the sea. Do yourself a favor and remove this from the shelves to avoid contamination of any surrounding beverages.
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