GTAEgeek (1929) - Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA - MAY 22, 2014
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bought and consumed as a gag on a climbing trip. Pours a hazy, bubbly pink, with a thin, light pink head. The aroma is tomato, oyster crackers, corn, salt, and celery. The flavor is savory and sweet, with a lot of salt. Light body, astringent, and unpleasantly thick. This is a truly awful experience. The aroma seems almost palatable, like a weak tomato juice with fish and seawater mixed in. I can almost believe that someone intended for this to taste like this, but it is absolutely not what Iím looking for in a drink. It is a fight to keep this stuff down, and it takes a lot of willpower to take another sip. I drank about 3 oz, then poured the rest out. I wish I had bought King Cobra or Natty Ice instead...
tectactoe (3125) - Michigan, USA - MAY 5, 2014
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can: Iíve done it. This is it. This is the worst tasting beverage in the world. Murky pink grapefruit & orange tinted, muddled body with a fizzling, lavender head. Aroma of old tomato juice, celery seeds, vegetal notes, & strange grains. It is, far & away, the worst thing Iíve ever tasted. Insanely salty, rotten tomato juice. Fucking weird notes of seaweed, stomach bile, diaper, & salty-ass V8 vegetable "juice". My god. How can anyone drink this shit? The smell is not the worse thing Iíve smelled, & itís not the worst thing Iíve seen, & the mouth feel isnít an abomination. But the taste alone will force me to give all categories a "1", because I absolutely cannot score this any higher than the minimum.
JohnnyJ (5402) - San Diego, California, USA - APR 28, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Red tomato soup color. Tastes like artificial tomato soup, old fish, celery salt, pissy beer, and a bit of lime. This delivers on being terrible. I wonder who actually enjoys this.
obguthr (5653) - Staunton, Virginia, USA - APR 2, 2014
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Can: Vile vomit smell, with tomato and lime. Opaque pink. thick pink head no retention. V8, okra, and vomit flavor, a surprising amount of heat. Hot sauce? A bit more tolerable than the Bud Heavy version, but smells way worse. Really one of the worst beers of all time.
Reimer96 (1743) - Alberta, CANADA - FEB 23, 2014
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Wow the idea of mixing two separate drinks in one can and marketing and having people buy it is fuckin ludacris. Itís like the premixed jd and Cola cans... Quit being lazy both Brewers and buyers... Go buy a jug of clam and a 8er of bud light and youíll have a better experience... Not by much but thatís just due to the ingredients.
edgallow (3639) - nashville, Tennessee, USA - FEB 10, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Pours red with a white head. This stuff is nasty, smells like pepper and tomato's. Can't describe the taste, poured down the drain.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
eRock_2013 (402) - South Carolina, USA - JAN 29, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Best joke Iíve heard all day: "Drink Bud Light Chelada. Enjoy the best of both worlds: a refreshing Bud Light and the unique flavor of Clamato." Should read: "Donít drink Bud Light Chelada. Avoid the worst of both worlds: a repulsive Bud Light and the foul flavor of Clamato." Iím open to the idea that an authentic Mexican michelada freshly prepared with real beer and quality clamato juice could potentially be a palatable drink, but this macro-processed and artificial atrocity of an alcoholic beverage doesnít even belong in gas stations. This creation is probably a parody of a real chelada, just like bud light is a parody of real beer. Looks and smells like raw salmon fresh out of a blender with extra salt and lime juice added. Tastes like watered-down canned tomato soup thatís been left to ferment with the distinctive artificial metallic tinge of bud light. So salty, I canít see how this could ever strike anyone as refreshing, unless they enjoy high blood pressure. Leaves your mouth feeling like you swallowed a gulp of salt water and adds the fishy tomato aftertaste to remind your palate of the mistake you just made in drinking this. A traumatizing experience. The highlight of experiencing this brew is reading all the bashing reviews online, and then adding your own.
anaheim1983 (140) - Anaheim, California, USA - JAN 19, 2014
2.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Insipid with bad clam tomato artificial flavor. Had to try it for sh@ts and giggles. Better than just plain bud light.
gunnfryd (14127) - Kristiansand, NORWAY - JAN 2, 2014
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Can. Red orange colour with a pinkish head. Aroma is sewer, malt, tomato, peppar. Flavour is malt, salt, tomato, peppar. Horrible beer.
HuskerTan (1700) - Kearney, Nebraska, USA - DEC 27, 2013
2.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
UPDATED: DEC 30, 2013 Can.
A- Tomato, alcohol, spiced.
A- Red color, solid red liquid, no head.
T- Tastes like watery beer mixed with tomato juice, salty.
P- Light body, slick texture, flat carbonation, tomato finish.
O- Tastes like a Michelada. If thatís what youíre after this is good. If itís no then chances are you wonít like it one bit.