Bud Light Chelada

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Spice/Herb/Vegetable
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Lager glass, Tumbler

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HAHA!!! Premixed red beer? Give me a break. Even worse its bud light. I would rather mix my own red beers.

24oz can. I would have liked to be a fly on the wall when this one was conceived. I picture, just like the peanut butter cup add, someone walking around the corner with a bud light and someone with a can of clamato juice. They bump into each other. Hey, you got bud light in myclamato juice. Hey, you got clamato juice in my bud light. They both take a taste and the Chelada was born. This one was absolute crap.

This is the foulest tasting thing on earth. Me and my buddy had this tonight. It is beyond anything horrific I could ever imagine. It is so bad I had to bump all of my 0.5 ratings to a 0.6 because no beer should be on the same level as this. How this is not the worst beer in the world is beyond me. After taking one swig each my buddy and I were in pain writhing on the couch. I turned to him and said I need another sip to make sure it is really that bad. He said, "Fuck you, if you take another I have to as well." Yes it is the worst beer.........nay worst creation with a flavor ever made. I tried to follow this up with an SA Imperial Pils thinking the hops would cleanse the palate, the bitterness would wash away the pain. Boy was I wrong, it was similar to eating the hottest food in your life and sticking your tongue in water. Sure it felt good at first, but once the Pils went down the pain came back. Baffled by the staying power of this vile brew I turned to the only thing I could think of to combat it. SA triple bock at room temp from my closet. Well let me tell you the SA triple bock tasted like pure chocolate, as if you were eating a super rich chocolate candy bar. To my amazement it could NOT get rid of the foul taste. Keep in mind neither my friend nor I were even close to drunk at this point. Shortly after the Pils and TB he went outside and starting throwing up his guts. All I could hear is, "It is so much worse coming up." I can only believe that is so. This beer should not only be banned from this site, but banned from life. To drink this beer is to look death in the face and try and laugh. You can’t laugh because death wins and you lose. Never in my life have I ever lost more. If my entire family died in a plane crash I would still win more than I would if I had drank this foul wretched vile concoction. This is not beer it is in fact the only proof of hell on earth. It may in fact be the devil’s piss himself. Getting kicked in the balls receives a higher rating than this piece of trash.

Can. Another bottle/can of piss consumed at our party last friday night. Drank straight from the can of course. Tastes like old clam and shitty beer. Enough said, rating over. I’ll elaborate I guess since I have nothing to do today. Rotten vegetables is all I smell from this can of greatness. Way too salty after a few sips. I wish my friends didn’t drink swill. I’ll leave this one at all 1’s.

If I could rate it lower I would. The most vile beverage I have ever tasted. Smells like vomit in a can. Tastes like tomato soup mixed with horse piss-a new low for A-B.

24oz can. Poured cloudy pink with an almost instantly-receding cap of white head. The aroma picked up stale tomato juice, vomit, and salty clam juice.. came together with the consistency of the third rinsing of a pizza sauce jar.. just awful. The flavor had more tomato juice and stewed tomato at the core, with the aforementioned vomit resonating outward.. again it was salty, picking up a little basil.. far too long of a nasty finish. Light-bodied, with a syrupy, nasty feel from the tomato juice. Why the hell did I buy this? This joins the regular Bud Chelada and Cave Creek Chili as the only completely undrinkable beers I’ve come across.

Can at EBF 08, thanks to FatPhil. Reddy-orange with no head. The nose is minestrone soup, but with an acidic tone that causes me to pull away at even this early stage. Mouth is evil, with liquidised devil and satan on the side. Anybody who thinks: Hmm, what this beer could use is some tomato and salt - should be castrated with a blunt wooden spike. Needless to say the taste is tomato and salt. Awful. It might go well with pasta, but not with a glass. Quite simply the worst beer Ive ever tasted. Not just unpleasant, but offensive too. And that takes quite a talent.

24oz can from Maniac, shared with a good 15 people. Wow, what a beer. I was afraid to even put it in my mouth after smelling it. Pure garlic, celery, tomatoes, all that V8 shit, which I find disgusting in its own right. The flavor was so bad I almost vomited. I kid you not. I’ve never actually had another beer this gross, it kind of makes me want to bump up all my other 0.5 ratings to be more fair to those.

Oh dear God this was terrible! I bought two tall boys at a gas station outside Las Vegas because I thought it was hilarious. The last thing I expected was to see this actually listed on Ratebeer. Well, here goes the rating: From the (tall boy) can, pours like a Bloody Mary--thick, red, ominous. The taste is what can only be described as hilariously awful. My friend and I both took a sip (tis always better to share) and with all my gag-reflex-suppressing strength, choked it down. We each spent the next two minutes cursing each other for making the other drink it, until his girlfriend came in, and we attempted to pretend it wasn’t that bad to make her try it. She did, (misery loves company), which resulted in a similar reaction. To prove it wasn’t terrible, or perhaps hoping to believe the second sip woulnd’t be as wretched as the first, we each took another sip, spat it out, poured the rest down the drain, and fought over who had the bottle of Jack, trying to get the taste out of our mouths. I don’t know what A-B exec was smoking/drinking/huffing what drug to approve this, but it is just God-awful.

24 oz can. Nasty, pinkish red with red chunks, fishy tomato aroma. This is fucking disgusting. I gagged.