Theydon_Bois (12865) - Tourist Town (West), Berkshire, ENGLAND - JUN 5, 2014
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Dinky 8oz can (still 8 times to much!) from some tick dispenser in downow Lahaina, consumed at our appartment in Upper Kanapali - Maui, 26/04/14.
Hazed washed out yellow with a greenish fuck you and thin off white spotting - looks like a lime cordial.
Nose is lightly singed lime peel, alka seltzer, aspartamic waftings, lemon and lime chewy sweets.
Taste comprises Lime Opal Fruits, sweet licks but not as overbearing as her strawberry and mango sisters, sweet lime cordial with an 80% letdown in favour of the cordial!
Medium bodied, fine carbonation, tangy citric linger in the close.
Where the fuck was Rita?
cmacklin (447) - Lethbridge, Alberta, CANADA - JUN 5, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
8 fl oz can. Pours a hazy pale yellow with a very thin white head. Overly sweet aroma of lime and sugar. Flavour is a mix of sweet and sour with artificial lime. Light body with a sticky, watery texture and soft carbonation. I cant believe this is classified as a beer.
fidelis83 (2208) - Clinton, Iowa, USA - MAY 30, 2014
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Milky creamy yellow pour with no head. Aroma is lemon-lime soda and window cleaner, Taste is the same with a little hot fusel nastiness thrown in. Medium body, syrupy, moderately carbonated and full of nasty hot booze and solvent essence. Not quite as bad as the Straw-Ber-Rita, but still disgusting.
puboflyons (2595) - Allenstown, New Hampshire, USA - MAY 15, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
From the 25 fl. oz. can marked 140730-BK09. Served in a rounded margarita glass. I had a rough day today so I needed something bright and summery to turn it around. Whether this was the optimum choice is arguable. I’m not sure why In Bev/AB has so many of these fusion drinks but they must be making something from them. Look: Lime-white with no head. Aroma: limes galore and a hint of barley malts. Body: Light and refreshing, which is probably how it should be. Taste: Limes galore. That’s it.
wlajwl (4687) - Quad Cities, Iowa, USA - MAY 2, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Aroma is lemon/lime and strong soda notes. The flavor is the same as the aroma with an almost lemonade-like finish.
jkwood04 (4809) - Connecticut, USA - MAY 2, 2014
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Big can in a margarita glass. Pours golden/green with a small head. Aroma of lime, light alcohol, light beer, and citrus. Flavor the same. Average to light texture. A decent beverage for what it is. Not a good beer.
Minderbinder (2617) - Québec, Quebec, CANADA - APR 30, 2014
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Pours hazy whitish with no head and no lacing. Aroma is of lime, sugar, citrus, faint booze. Taste is of lime, sugar, alcohol, slight acidity. Palate: Light-medium body. Very low carbonation. Somewhat sticky. Overall: Not really good. Not extremely cloying, but half a glass is more than enough. Not a quality "product". Maybe the best of the series...
hayduke (3775) - Eureka, California, USA - APR 28, 2014
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
This was at esbls tasting. After the other "Ritas" i was dreading this. But to my surprise it was not all the bad tasting. That is not so day it was good. It was not. But drinkable it was. And that is all.
salaba13 (20) - Downers Grove, Illinois, USA - APR 23, 2014
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Citrus alcohol aroma with a clear carbonated lime color and appearance. Very sweet and mildly fruit tasting that is fizzy and lively with a strong finish.
Finhead (1374) - OFallon, Illinois, USA - APR 11, 2014
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Cloudy, yellow pour with no head. Smells like lime juice, salt, and lemonade. Medium body with watery texture and average carbonation. The taste is like a sweettart with a slightly boozy finish. I have a problem calling this beer.