fidelis83 (2224) - Clinton, Iowa, USA - MAY 5, 2014
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Hazy pink highlighter juice pour with no head, but a soda-like effervescence. Strawberry Jolly Rancher, old dried up limes and gut rot booze in the aroma. Strawberries and Windex for the flavor, with a big punch of cheap grain alcohol toward the finish. Light, syrupy body with tons of booziness and a general feeling of nasty industrial solvents evaporating out of your mouth when it’s open. Nasty, I think this is my lowest rating ever. It literally tastes like I should be cleaning bug guts and bird crap off of my windshield with it.
hayduke (4123) - Eureka, California, USA - APR 28, 2014
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
This was inflected on at an esbls tasting. This is really not very good. It i too sweet and the alcohol does this no favors. I guess somebody must like this. Not me.
wlajwl (4933) - Quad Cities, Iowa, USA - APR 26, 2014
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Aroma is strawberry, lime and carbonated water/somewhat soda-like. The flavor is strawberry, lime, light salt and a very tart finish.
munozjes (20) - East Lansing, Michigan, USA - APR 24, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Worst idea of a drink ever. Smells/tastes awful. I had to work with it all summer during my internship and it was so sticky and smelly.
risher21 (20) - - APR 23, 2014
2.5 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
This is my least favorite of the rita’s. It is much to sweet and leaves me with a big headache!
salaba13 (20) - Downers Grove, Illinois, USA - APR 23, 2014
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Citrus alcohol aroma with a clear carbonated red appearance. Very sweet and fruity tasting that is mild and also fizzy and lively with a strong finish.
Shanebrews (253) - Texas, USA - APR 23, 2014
0.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
The aroma is pop with a weird margarita-like note. The appearance is pop with no sort of head or head retention. The taste is cheap strawberry concentrate and salt. This beverage is disgusting; I drank only about 5 ounces before I gave up.
Finhead (1435) - OFallon, Illinois, USA - APR 19, 2014
2.2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 9/20
Pink with virtually no head. It smells and tastes like strawberries with some booze in the finish. Doesn’t taste bad but I wouldn’t call it beer.
Cornfield (5570) - Oak Forest, Illinois, USA - APR 15, 2014
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
This poured a reddish-pink body with a fizzy pale pink head that vanished almost instantaneously. The continuing bubbling created an eerie ooze-monster type of look at the top of the drink. Its odor was lime with some berry candy and a splash of mineral water. I couldn’t taste the strong alcohol content because the candy sweetness was so heavy. A dash of lime and some off herbal taste rounded it out. This would be a great drink the night preceding your scheduled colonoscopy (if only it wasn’t reddish); it will clear your system that quickly.
deyholla (8904) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - APR 8, 2014
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Can. Pours a near clear pinkish red wit ha white head that dissipates quickly and completely. Aroma is full of sweet artificial strawberry and additional sweetness. Flavor is extremely sweet with strawberry and tons of sugar. Overly sweet.