fidelis83 (2003) - Clinton, Iowa, USA - MAY 5, 2014
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Hazy pink highlighter juice pour with no head, but a soda-like effervescence. Strawberry Jolly Rancher, old dried up limes and gut rot booze in the aroma. Strawberries and Windex for the flavor, with a big punch of cheap grain alcohol toward the finish. Light, syrupy body with tons of booziness and a general feeling of nasty industrial solvents evaporating out of your mouth when itís open. Nasty, I think this is my lowest rating ever. It literally tastes like I should be cleaning bug guts and bird crap off of my windshield with it.
Jesterdeal (1984) - Marlton, New Jersey, USA - JUL 13, 2013
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Aroma of swedish fish, strawberry Margarita, and cranberry. Pours hazy neon pink with no head. Looks like Ruby Red Squirt. taste is as expected. Malt beverage strawberry Margarita. There is a time and place for this beer but not on this sight.
portableparty (1955) - Blaine, Minnesota, USA - JUN 7, 2013
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
8 oz. can. Pours bright strawberry pink with the same color bubbly head that vanishes. Aroma has watered down strawberries and booze. Taste is sugary sweet strawberry cool aid and booze. Palate is somewhat heavy with all the sweetness and finishes warm and dry.
RSRIZZO (1871) - Colorado Springs, Colorado, USA - APR 28, 2013
3.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 13/20
24oz can poured into a Flute at 40į. Color deep pink with good carbonation but no head. It fizzes up and falls like a soda. Aroma of strawberry Kool-Aid, lime and salt. It has a lighter body with a sweet and tangy mouth feel. Flavor is sweet with a mix of lime and fake strawberry. In the after taste a bit of salt show with just a hint of alcohol. Overall I think it came out just the way they wanted it and if this is the kind of thing youíre looking for its good (my wife loves this stuff). Keep in mind this is not a beer, they call it a Bud Light, but its just like any malt based wine cooler, only this one is dressed up to taste a bit like a strawberry margarita.
weihenweizen (1868) - Charleston Area, West Virginia, USA - AUG 11, 2013
2.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Refrigerated 8 oz. aluminum can poured into a white wine glass. Pours Pink with no head. Medium body, no carbonation, and slightly syrupy texture. Taste of medicinal strawberry and some lime. Reminiscent of Hawaiian punch.
hombrepalo (1853) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JUL 8, 2013
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Taste from a 22oz can, bout 4oz, didnít want any more. Pours a red/pink fizzy, no head. Sweet artificial strawberry flavoring, a bit of lime, nasty chemical flavoring, and cheap malt liquor booze.
UDBeernut (1846) - Saint Johns, Florida, USA - JUN 24, 2013
2.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Tall boy can pours neon pink with a fizzy head that dissipate. Nose and taste of artificial strawberries. Generally sweet, this has school girl daiquiri all over it.
poisoneddwarf (1761) - Rathdrum, Idaho, USA - MAY 10, 2013
3 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
24 oz can. Looks just like fruit punch in my glass; it had a head, but I canít recall the color of it because it disappeared so fast. Smells just like a strawberry margarita--I donít get any beer at all. Tastes like a cheap strawberry margarita; Iím not getting any beeriness at all. Itís sweet and sour like it should be. Carbonation is fairly soft. Itís not bad tasting, but I really donít want to finish the whole thing. I bet I can get my wife to polish it off.
bpreo (1749) - Eugene, Oregon, USA - SEP 10, 2014
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
In my quest to try as many beers, ciders, malts, and sakes as possible, I had to drink one of these. Itís even worse than what I expected, but that high alcohol content is nice.
First did not enjoy May 25th, 2013.
Bif (1559) - St. Louis, Missouri, USA - MAY 31, 2014
1.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
8 oz can. Aroma of lime, strawberry and fruit. Taste of strawbeery, lime and has a tart finish. More of a soda pop than a beer. Not for me