Cornfield (5460) - Oak Forest, Illinois, USA - APR 15, 2014
1.5 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
This poured a reddish-pink body with a fizzy pale pink head that vanished almost instantaneously. The continuing bubbling created an eerie ooze-monster type of look at the top of the drink. Its odor was lime with some berry candy and a splash of mineral water. I couldn’t taste the strong alcohol content because the candy sweetness was so heavy. A dash of lime and some off herbal taste rounded it out. This would be a great drink the night preceding your scheduled colonoscopy (if only it wasn’t reddish); it will clear your system that quickly.
PorterPounder (5375) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAR 20, 2013
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Chiefland, Fl. - Chevron station - 24 oz can. Pours a unnatural bright pink, absolutely no head, no bubbles. Aroma has the essence of strawberry Kool-Aid. Flavor has no real beer qualities - but I guess it is hidden somewhere there below the strawberry daiquiri flavor - not much of a hint of tequila that should be in a margarita. Sweet and sticky, nice novelty.
jredmond (5261) - Manhattan, New York, USA - DEC 8, 2013
3.4 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 14/20
Can at clockworks months back. Forever indebted to the gracious individual who shared this special treat. The lime and strawberry flavors arent too artificial here and it delivers exactly what it promises. get off your high horses, this isn’t terrible!!
b3shine (5211) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - APR 11, 2013
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
24 oz can to pint (split with the wife and served over 4 iced cubes). Pours an artificial strawberry with pink head that dissipates quickly. Smells of strawberry and triple sec. Tastes like it smells, only way too sweet, with a syrupy mouthfeel. This may be tolerable if you pureed it with ice, but as it stands, it’s undrinkable.
heemer77 (5098) - Urbandale, Iowa, USA - MAR 28, 2013
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Slightly hazy bright red with no head. Tons of rich strawberry with some hints of beer. A little bit of flowers. This is very rich and fruity. A little bit of wood and light beers. Not too bad.
Strykzone (4837) - Wood River, Illinois, USA - OCT 11, 2013
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 12/20
I am willing to admit publicly that I tried this. It was from my wife’s tallboy. Red with strawberry everything. Almost pulpy. If chicks like it then it has strategic value. Not much beer value, though.
radagast83 (4445) - Fairfax, Virginia, USA - JUL 16, 2014
1.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Tiny can, what is this - 8 oz? Actually a lot less offensive than the regular version, but the strawberry notes (albeit artificial in nature) don’t make up for the strange qualities that this imparts - margarita notes - strange. Still pretty unappetizing. How hard is it to just make a margarita?
Sledutah (4318) - Utah, USA - APR 19, 2013
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
24oz can picked up in Tucson
Appearance: Cloudy red, small pink head
Aroma and tastes of artificial strawberries and sugar
Ok for what it is, sweet.
JohnnyJ (4271) - San Diego, California, USA - APR 18, 2013
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Can. Pours a red/pink fizzy, no head. Sweet artificial strawberry flavoring, a bit of lime, nasty chemical flavoring, and cheap malt liquor booze. Blech pretty bad.
Aurelius (4065) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - MAR 22, 2013
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 8/20
Tall boy, Shell Station. Misty, bright coral colored, next to no head. Bad can. Smells like Tahitian Treat. An interesting flavor, relative to the smell -- very sweet, a little saline, a little musky, some cactus/veggie notes. Warming. Clingy, syrupy body with a strawberry jam aftertaste. I’m not sure where the line is between beer and shandy and alcopop, but this is swerving near it.