nakedwhendrunk (2095) - Juneau, Alaska, USA - JUN 28, 2014
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Ainít no time like the right time in Southeastern Alaska to have a crappy beer to remind how crappy fishing was to me.
Sigh, here goes.
I did pour this into a pint glass and thought my eyebrows were just about blown off due to the carbonation pounding through the beer and practically in my face, and no, I did not shake this up I wasnít born yesterday. There really wasnít anything else to look at.
The smell had a glossed over sort of strawberry trying to come but ultimately failing.
The taste actually had the strawberry but it was really subpar as I didnít really find it to be satisfying.
On the palate, I would like to say this beer watched that commercial about "going into beast mode" (nike, maybe, sorry, canít remember). The carbonation moves into beast mode and basically rapes and strips my taste buds and tongue without letting me even to try to say "uncle.....you win, you win, please let me go.
Overall, what the flying fill in the blank was this. Cue Dierks Bentley: "what was I thinking?"
Ed5388 (2089) - Forked River, New Jersey, USA - JUN 17, 2013
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
8oz can. Pours a watermelon jolly rancher pink color with zero head. Aroma of sweet boozy artificial strawberry. Taste is sweet artificial strawberry.
edgallow (2076) - nashville, Tennessee, USA - AUG 24, 2013
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
8 oz can pours pink with a white head. Aroma is sweet strawberries and lime. Taste is like a strawberry marg.
Niko100 (2002) - Illinois, USA - JAN 20, 2014
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Red kool-aid color; Medium body; Aroma and flavor of sweet malt, strawberries, & sugar; Pretty artificial - a little better than the lime version.
blklab2007 (1963) - Connecticut, USA - DEC 31, 2013
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Wow what is this? Pour is pink with soda fizz. Aroma has wine cooler sweetness, strawberry soda, and a hit of bud light lime. Flavor follows along with mostly strawberry soda and incredible sweetness.
fidelis83 (1953) - Clinton, Iowa, USA - MAY 5, 2014
0.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Hazy pink highlighter juice pour with no head, but a soda-like effervescence. Strawberry Jolly Rancher, old dried up limes and gut rot booze in the aroma. Strawberries and Windex for the flavor, with a big punch of cheap grain alcohol toward the finish. Light, syrupy body with tons of booziness and a general feeling of nasty industrial solvents evaporating out of your mouth when itís open. Nasty, I think this is my lowest rating ever. It literally tastes like I should be cleaning bug guts and bird crap off of my windshield with it.
portableparty (1911) - Blaine, Minnesota, USA - JUN 7, 2013
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
8 oz. can. Pours bright strawberry pink with the same color bubbly head that vanishes. Aroma has watered down strawberries and booze. Taste is sugary sweet strawberry cool aid and booze. Palate is somewhat heavy with all the sweetness and finishes warm and dry.
Jesterdeal (1887) - Marlton, New Jersey, USA - JUL 13, 2013
2.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Aroma of swedish fish, strawberry Margarita, and cranberry. Pours hazy neon pink with no head. Looks like Ruby Red Squirt. taste is as expected. Malt beverage strawberry Margarita. There is a time and place for this beer but not on this sight.
Homer321 (1886) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - JUN 13, 2014
2 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
welp, why not try it. drank from the can after making popsicles. oh my sugar! A truly nauseating amount of sugar with some saltiness and tequila flavors. whew. then the boost kicks in and makes my head spin. the strawberry is second or third fiddle in this "beer" when it comes to the booze and -rita. Probably the worst of the fruit varients.
tectactoe (1857) - Michigan, USA - OCT 4, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: JAN 13, 2014 Can: thanks, Kevin... I think. Ruby-ish red, though not that dark. Pink hued with a pink-tinted head that lasts for about 4 seconds before fizzling away. Aroma of cheap, sweet strawberry flavoring and margarita mix. Not much else. Taste follows suit with excessively sweet strawberry flavoring, mildly sharp tartness, margarita mix, some booze. Again, this isnít really beer and it isnít really good (far too candied and sweet), but Iíd probably take it over a Bud Light.