Scopey (12504) - Croydon, Greater London, ENGLAND - MAR 13, 2016
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bottle thanks to MacBoost / Rich / Sarky at Cotteridge Convention 2016. It pours very pale gold with a medium white head. The aroma is simple, relatively clean (for a malt liquor), grainy, cracker white bread and kitty litter. The taste is crisp, white bread, bread, corn, general sweetness, cracker and cereal. Light - medium body and moderate, foamy carbonation. Sweet and relatively. Thought this would have been much worse.
Leighton (18525) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - MAR 9, 2016
3.1 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20
Bottle shared at the Cotteridge Convention - 2016 edition. Many thanks to Mr. MacBoost for providing this one. Pours totally clear, pale yellow with a foamy, white head. The nose holds cereal and general pale grains. Medium sweet flavour with creamy grains, cereal, corn. Medium bodied with fine to average carbonation. Sugary finish with more sweet cereal. Pretty OK stuff, really. A rather ílightí malt liquor.
SarkyNorthener (4059) - West Bromwich (Yorkshire Expat), West Midlands, ENGLAND - MAR 8, 2016
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Cotteridge Convention II. Bottle traded with Macboost, cheers Shawn. Gold beer. Aroma of stale malts. Taste is white bread and pale malts. Shit.
RichTheVillan (6669) - West Midlands, ENGLAND - MAR 6, 2016
2.6 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle at CWC II supplied by MacBoost; clear golden yellow pour with a creamy white head, aroma has grain and some honey, taste has some sweet grain, and some fruit action.
harrisoni (17278) - Ashford, Kent, ENGLAND - MAR 5, 2016
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Cotteridge 2 tasting. Pale gold lasting white head. Very light lemon .Mostly horrible malt not good.
Brewhemia (190) - Copenhagen, DENMARK - JAN 28, 2016
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Very pale clear yellow with very little white head. Very little aroma. Some smell of sugary sweetness and corn though. Very little taste as well and very little body. Almost no malt flavor and very little bitterness. Seems it might be made from non barley malt fermentables exclusively. Maybe the worst beer I've had.
andrewje41 (2867) - Kenmore, Washington, USA - NOV 10, 2015
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Milestone beer. Rating #1700. Insignificant beer for an insignificant rating. I feel so insignificant. Remember the movie Antz? I do. Anyway, this bottle was gifted to me by Tcon, though he will deny it. He has denied it. This was purchased on my 26th birthday at the Foo Fighters concert at the gorge, and much to my disapproval, this was the sole survivor of the pack. All the others were drank. Amazing. In a way I guess. If I were to factor the concert into this rating, the story may be much different. Foo Fighters kick ass. This beer does not. Itís no Foo Fighters that for sure. If beer was rock music, this beer would be.. I donít know, some youtuber trying to do a bad cover of Pink Floyd or something. Malt liquor? Oh yeah, I forgot my previous rant that all beer is "technically" malt liquor. Apple juice color pour. Smooth.. yes. Water can be smooth too. It all depends on how thirsty you are. Same goes for the beer. Honestly I donít have any deScriptors for this beer other than that it just tastes weird. To me, itís what a beer flavored Crystal Light would taste like. Are you listening Crystal Light? Sorry, Crystal Light Platinum.
rosenbergh (10360) - Tampere, FINLAND - OCT 25, 2015
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
12 oz bottle. 15233. From a grocery store in Honolulu, HI.
Clear golden color with a small white head.
Sweet and earthy malt in the aroma.
The flavor is cardboard, sweetness, earthy malt and some mild bitterness.
Bad and useless.
stevoj (3931) - Boise, Idaho, USA - AUG 9, 2015
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 11/20
Can from Albertsons. Drinking this for an Untappd badge, period. Not expecting much. Normal pale lager look and feel, nose a bit maltier than the norm. Taste is sweet grain and adjuncts, not bad, mouth feel is fairly slick. Very drinkable, not much in flavor, but overall decent.
PhatCatt (64) - Michigan, USA - AUG 8, 2015
3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
UPDATED: AUG 31, 2016 Light golden color with floral notes, crisp. Not bad, better than expected.