0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Terrible. The cool commercials and cheap price make it a favorite of drunken frat boys across America. This stuff literally gives me explosive diarrhea the next morning! It’s true! After only one of these "nectar of the trailer park god" beers, my anus is an explosion waiting to happen.
4 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 18/20
One of the most underrated beers on this website. I tried this fine american style beer both on tap and in a refreshing metal bottle on the same evening. The beer on tap had a smooth finish and a delicate brown color. I can’t speak to the bottles attributes but it its probably safe to assume the same. The blue color of the bottle reminded me of the sky and the metal reminded me of a tin can that vagrants and gypsies eat baked beans from.
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
UPDATED: SEP 5, 2010 Unfortunately this happens to be the worst beer you still end up drinking because sometimes youre at the beach or a party and thats all there is left because its cheap, tasteless and people who don’t like beer seem to love it. It’s like taking a bad beer and watering it down...
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Served from tap into a 32oz Quaker Steak & Lube Tanker mug. Pours golden yellow with a minimal white head. The lacing was very minimal at the best. Aroma was of wheat and skunk. The flavor was of grain, slight skunk, and water. It was light on the palate with mild carbonation. Overall I have drank this as long as I can remember. It goes down very easy. However it lacks all of the aspects that I enjoy about craft beer (robust aroma and flavors). This one is very generic to put it nicely. So now I usually only drink this when I’m aiming for mass consumption, because as we all know, the ladies love the stud who can drink the most... Haha
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Not that i codone any underage drinking, but this reminds me of my days of high school, and of ignorance.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
I can’t believe I used to like this stuff. Thanks to the adjuncts, it still is a good looking pour even though a bit on the light side of pilsner. Really reaching for nice things to say… OK for a hot summer day and it’s served so cold you can’t taste it and it’s all that is available.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Yum.....blah. Really, why bother rating? I wish I had something witty to say, but nothing comes to mind.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This water tastes vaguely like beer, with after-notes of possible date rape and a lifetime of polos that look like ice cream flavors. This isn’t even worth reviewing honestly, but too many people like this horrendous shit for me to sit in silence. It’s not even horrendous, actually. It doesn’t have enough of a taste one way or the other to be truly called horrendous OR great. If Miller High Life is the champagne of beers, then Bud Light is the purgatory. I weep for your soul.
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