Cool_Bond (1568) - Kung av Öl @ Facebook, SWEDEN - FEB 22, 2013
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Minimal odor, taste is also minimal but little taste of vanilla ice cream. No taste at all. Perhaps the most boring thing you can drink on the planet.
Pyrmir (3532) - Uppsala, SWEDEN - JAN 13, 2013
0.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
330 ml can. Pours nearly transparant, only faintly golden colored. Head thick and white. Aroma weak, bready and spicy. Tastes a little of malts for a second, the completely blank. The most watery beer I’ve ever had.
nazzty (921) - Ödåkra - Helsingborg, SWEDEN - DEC 27, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
I did not think it would be possible to make the original even more watery, but here was the proof. Tastes nothing.
Dazz3 (1554) - Hällefors, SWEDEN - NOV 9, 2012
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Canned. Pours pale yellow with a big white head. Smells parfume malty. Tastes watery bread malty with a similar finish, abit parfume.
Japalo (1257) - DENMARK - SEP 14, 2012
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Draft@dulles airport. Small head fair carbonation. Tasting my wifes beer. Only one word; water.
AndySnow (4079) - Stockholm, SWEDEN - AUG 25, 2012
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Pale colour, minimal white head. Weak aroma. Thin, watery. Weak flavour.
Leighton (11855) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - JUN 13, 2012
3.5 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle at home in London (picked up in Stockholm). Pours a perfectly, ultra pale yellow with a surprisingly foamy, white head. Some dim cereal notes in the nose with light hay. Flavor is very lightly sweet with touches of doughy cereal, straw and metallic bite. Light bodied with average carbonation. Crisp but mostly flavorless on the finish, some more weak notes of doughy cereal and faint straw bitterness. There’s really nothing super wrong with this beer. It lacks any serious flavor, but its lack of character almost makes it a better pale lager than some of its peers. Whereas some pale lagers are too corny or syrupy or overly cardboardy, this one is just watery with subtle cereal and a nice, crisp bite. On a hot day or after a run, this makes for a very refreshing beverage.
Syzzer (596) - Oregon, USA - MAR 21, 2012
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This is the definition of 0 beer. Or in Ratebeer’s case, 0.5- it is 0.5 because it is simply "beer". I drank one of these from a can in Utah. Due to their alcohol laws, they have lower alc content in their beers across the board. Had this horrible beer in a horrible place. One shining note- go have the polygamy porter from Wasatch brewing in Salt Lake City.
Cunningham (4899) - Halden, NORWAY - JAN 1, 2012
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
UPDATED: FEB 29, 2012 Bottle at a swedish groucery store. Light yellow colour with a small white head. Exceptionally light stuff, but there are notes of grain and probably some hops.
HenrikSoegaard (10775) - Randers, DENMARK - SEP 27, 2011
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
Bottle. Frothy white fair mostly deminishing head. Pale yellow colour. Light malty and hoppy aroma. Acually no aroma at all. No flavor too. Heres the surprice: Short finish. Very watery palate. Crab.