Aniela (3613) - Göteborg, SWEDEN - JUN 15, 2013
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Canned. Pale pale yellow beer with a big white head. No aroma or flavour at all, I think this must be bad water.....
gyllenbock (5791) - Stockholm, SWEDEN - MAY 31, 2013
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle from Hemköp, Stäket.
Clear golden with a white head. Weak aroma and taste of corn, some very light citrus and bread. Incredibly thin and boring.
chef_brewardee (28) - Colorado, USA - APR 24, 2013
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Pours a crystal clear very light yellow with a big fizzy head that dissipates very quickly, smells of sweet corn, sulfur and body oder. Taste is almost not there, slight amount of sweet corn and thats about it. As thin as water. Doesn’t taste bad, it just doesn’t taste
Cool_Bond (2001) - KUNG_AV_OL @ Instagram, SWEDEN - FEB 22, 2013
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Minimal odor, taste is also minimal but little taste of vanilla ice cream. No taste at all. Perhaps the most boring thing you can drink on the planet.
Pyrmir (4199) - Uppsala, SWEDEN - JAN 13, 2013
0.8 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
330 ml can. Pours nearly transparant, only faintly golden colored. Head thick and white. Aroma weak, bready and spicy. Tastes a little of malts for a second, the completely blank. The most watery beer I’ve ever had.
nazzty (921) - Ödåkra - Helsingborg, SWEDEN - DEC 27, 2012
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
I did not think it would be possible to make the original even more watery, but here was the proof. Tastes nothing.
Dazz3 (1669) - Hällefors, SWEDEN - NOV 9, 2012
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Canned. Pours pale yellow with a big white head. Smells parfume malty. Tastes watery bread malty with a similar finish, abit parfume.
Japalo (1464) - DENMARK - SEP 14, 2012
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Draft@dulles airport. Small head fair carbonation. Tasting my wifes beer. Only one word; water.
AndySnow (4829) - Stockholm, SWEDEN - AUG 25, 2012
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Pale colour, minimal white head. Weak aroma. Thin, watery. Weak flavour.
Leighton (13942) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - JUN 13, 2012
3.5 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 14/20
Bottle at home in London (picked up in Stockholm). Pours a perfectly, ultra pale yellow with a surprisingly foamy, white head. Some dim cereal notes in the nose with light hay. Flavor is very lightly sweet with touches of doughy cereal, straw and metallic bite. Light bodied with average carbonation. Crisp but mostly flavorless on the finish, some more weak notes of doughy cereal and faint straw bitterness. There’s really nothing super wrong with this beer. It lacks any serious flavor, but its lack of character almost makes it a better pale lager than some of its peers. Whereas some pale lagers are too corny or syrupy or overly cardboardy, this one is just watery with subtle cereal and a nice, crisp bite. On a hot day or after a run, this makes for a very refreshing beverage.