Busch Beer

Brewed by Anheuser-Busch InBev
Style: Pale Lager
St. Louis, Missouri USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

Uff dah. This stuff is bad. Everytime I drink this I spend the rest of the next morning near a toilet.

So I go to this bar, and this guy I am with starts telling the girls at the bar that I am some kind of beer expert (ok, whatever! His words not mine!) So of course they look down to see what I was drinking. I quickly had to decide whether or not to explain that all the beers in the place actually tasted the same, or tell them that it was the only one I hadn’t rated, or to tell them that they were missing out on one of the beer worlds best kept secrets. I chose the last. hehehehe

Can (355ml). Gotta love the NASCAR logo on this puppy - yee haw! Poured weak pee yellow, slightly bubbly, small fizzy white head. Sugary aroma of burnt muddy grain and cheap chocolate syrup - not horrible but unpleasant. Taste is corny and good grief I think those are actual hops - stale, weak, but there - it’s thin, it’s slightly vegetal, it’s too sweet - but I was surprised how little I hated it. If I had to choose between this and taking a hammer to my own hand, I’d definitely choose this beer.

My favorite fish camp project beer. You just blew $400 on lumber to build a new pier. The wife is bitching about the dishwasher and the stove on the fritz. What’s a guy to do ? You got to have plenty of beer for a project like that. it has a flavor, goes down smothly and refreshes . At $5.41 a 12 pack the price is right. The flavor is decnt and it doesnb’t kick back. It is easily the best of the low class mullet cut swills available in my areaa.

Not bad, not great. Typical swill from Anheuser-Busch. Drinkable, but will leave no lasting memories. Not a bad beer to have around the house, when the in-laws stop by. It is a step better than Butt-Wiper; yet leaves one feeling that you should stick with a winner: Blatz.

Bottle, 341 ml, 4.7% a/v Pours a very light gold color with a fair white head. Typical pale lager fare. Smells of corn and sweet malt. Tastes like corn as well, and an aftertaste thats sweet but doesnt seem malty. Great beer to get wrecked on. Just dont buy it to impress.

16 oz can: Piss yellow w/ a lasting medium white head. Grainy malt w/ some light imitation banana aromas. Not much else going on. Lightly grainy malt flavor, otherwise bland, boring, and clean. Light body/watery, highly carbonated, prickly. Serves it purpose while riding around on the lawn mower mulching up leaves!

Pours a dismal extra light corn water color. No aroma, no head. Horribly, horribly sweet. And much too bubbly. If this isn’t beer flavored soda pop, I don’t know what is. It’s just like drinking a funny tasting cola.