Found a random can in a hotel room, and figured fuck it, haven’t rated it yet. Smells like metallic corn, tastes like nothing but stings the tongue nicely. When the burps taste better than the beer, you know something’s wrong.

On tap in a plastic glass. This has some aroma, grain and bread. Inoffensive.

Well it’s beer... No flavor, no smell no body but there is somehting to be said for that. No hops No head.

Canned. Drunk directly from the can - but I think I can guess how it looks. Thin and boring - beer water.

Best served as a 12 oz can, actually make it two 12 oz cans. Smash them together, and poor them onto your face being absolutely certain not to spill a drip of this vile beer into your mouth.