0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 daknole (5474) - Scottsdale, Arizona, USA - JUN 12, 2008
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. is that enough characters? not quite. Bet it is now.
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20 BückDich (5468) - McCall, Idaho, USA - MAY 2, 2004
Can. When opened I though "oh god, I don’t know where to start". Sitting here in Sumpter, OR at the town grocery store/gift shop/museum and I see thi beast, I couldn’t resist. Watery flavor and essence. Not like most NA beers where it’s like sugary wort, this actually has enough adjuncts in it to be super saturated with them. Smells like dishwater & butane. Tastes like pine sap and spoiled corn husks. Could be used as slug bait, but I see no benefit of drinking this.
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20 jerc (5444) - Toronto, Ontario, CANADA - AUG 24, 2008
2008-08-24. Crisp transparent yellow body that manages a decent albeit short lived white head with a swirl of the glass. Muted aroma of grainy straw, similar flavour of dilute straw and grassy cereals that are fairly washed out. Vaguest touch of bitterness. Palate is thin, but surprisingly decent for a N/A. At least its not skunky. Wisely chose to depart from it before it started to warm up. The cold is your friend on this one. Can, c/o Biegaman
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 shrubber85 (4832) - Greenville, Indiana, USA - NOV 18, 2006
Can. Sour corn malt aroma. Light yellow with large but quickly dissipating head. Light cornflake/Captain Crunch flavor but not very sweet. Like that it’s not as coying as O’Douls or Sharp - just a tad better.
0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 HogTownHarry (4809) - Toronto (Harbourfront), Ontario, CANADA - JUN 26, 2008
Can (12oz). Courtesy of "Grampa Jan" - rating #3100. Light gold pour, looks oily and dead - large fluffy bright white diminishing plastic head. The aroma is very unpleasant, even when damned cold - pesticided grass clippings, hot PVC, metal and corn silage - if I’m honest, maybe a hint of clover. The taste is fricking brutal, though - corn, plastic, urine-soaked newsprint, hummingbird feeder water and weeds, aged in a dumpster in full sun then lightly flambeed. Thin, flat, harsh, fake - ugly aftertaste - utterly worthless after all.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 heemer77 (4753) - Urbandale, Iowa, USA - MAR 8, 2004
UPDATED: MAY 3, 2004 Had to try this water. I was thirsty, ok? Anyway, at least it was different, supposedly.
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 Skyview (4737) - Papoose Jct, Minnesota, USA - AUG 5, 2007
I noticed that I still have not rated a low alcohol beer. Here’s my chance to sample a low alcohol and the worst rated beer in the database. Personally, I am more terrified of drinking this than going to my dentist twice a year. Pours a near clear golden brew with a medium head that quickly dissolves clean. Aroma of bread dough and some citrus. Taste is high carbonated very light body and hardly any flavor. Finish is high carbonation, metalic and then clean. But going down was rougher than my neighbor’s dog barking at the moon all last night.
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20 blutt59 (4641) - Dallas, Texas, USA - MAY 31, 2010
can, clear yellow with light white foam, aroma and flavor is actually somewhat fruity and some body to it, finish is pretty off putting however
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