troza (1) - irvine, California, USA - AUG 16, 2006 does not count
3.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 15/20
If you’re low on money, than look no farther; Caguama is the beer for you. I can get it at Ralphs for only $13.99 a 30 pack! That’s cheaper than any beer I know of including Pabts, Natural ice or Miller Highlife. The best part about it though is if you look closely the turtle has 7 leafs on its shell, all of which have 9 leaves on them. Ring a bell? Allot of marijuana strands also have nine leaves. Caguama also taste a little bit like a hit of dank chronic (you’ll notice after having a few). In addition, the can is yellow and blue and makes it look more like a fruit juice, especially from a distance. It’s the cheapest, it’s all about the reefer, and super inconspicuous. Caguama is a good call every time.
PorterPounder (6966) - Tallahassee, Florida, USA - AUG 7, 2006
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Scottsdale, Az. - Fry’s Grocery store - big clear quart bottle. Very light pale golden pour with a soapy, thin white head. Typical, patented South American skunky lager aroma with a hint of metal. Several cobs of corn surely sacrificed themselves to make this brew. Hint of honey sweetness adds a bit of balance to the flavor. Thinnish mouthfeel. Overall, platable.
Beertotaler (1) - Conroe, Texas, USA - JUL 5, 2006 does not count
4.6 AROMA 7/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 20/20
The wife found this beer and keeps bringing it to gatherings. In Texas we drink cold Beer. If its free and lots of it, even better. How Kroger started selling this is beyond me. We refer to it as "Turtle Beer." Guys, I hate to tell ya, as a Mexican, Dos XX, Tecate, and Corona ALL used to be shit on by EVERYONE. I bet you wish you had stock in it now.
marckymarc (1) - Tempe, Arizona, USA - JUN 27, 2006 does not count
5 AROMA 10/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 10/10 PALATE 5/5 OVERALL 20/20
Caguama is by far the best beer I’ve ever had!! I bought it on impulse, seeing it at a Kroger store on sale at just $8.88 for a 12-pack of bottles, and $15.99 for a 30-pack of cans. After trying the beer, I went back and bought 10 cases of each to stock up for the summer. It is a perfect beer for the pool, lake, or beach. You will not be disappointed. CAGUAMA FOR LIFE!!!!
Tmoney99 (13064) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - JUN 1, 2006
2.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle from Kroger. Clear pale color with a large frothy white head thar diminished slowly with fair lacing. Light grass hop aroma. Light body with soft carbonation. Light balanced bitter sweet flavor with a light short finish. Drinkable summer brew.
ryeknow2 (3) - long beach, California, USA - MAY 26, 2006 does not count
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
Why is it every 30 pack i have ever purchased always has at least 1 burst or flat can in it? man, i could get sick off that shit!And then when i try to find who could possibly have any responsibility in the manufactoring of this beer ,i get "not me, who, dont know that beer,etc. etc." I aint lying.
RCL (2030) - Waltham, Massachusetts, USA - MAY 1, 2006
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Bit of skunkiness on the nose. I may have an older bottle, but it tastes better than it smells. It is marginally better then Corona, but not as good as Carib or Dos Equis. Doesn’t really have a whole lot of taste.
Suttree (5879) - Knoxville, Tennessee, USA - APR 23, 2006
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: APR 27, 2006 I worry, sometimes, that the collecting aspect of this hobby may be usurping the enjoyment of the beer. I saw this at Kroger’s and noticed it was from El Salvador (For those of you who don’t speak Spanish, "El Salvador" means "The Salvador"). New country for me! Huzzah! Of course, it was 6-packs only. And it was a foregone conclusion the beer would suck. I knew The Bride would not be particularly pleased that I was spending $7.99 to get a rating. And yet I caved. This cannot be healthy. Oh, and the beer tastes like Cheerios and Alka Seltzer.
dwyerpg (5285) - Las Vegas, Nevada, USA - APR 13, 2006
1.3 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
The only okay thing about this beer is the aroma. First taste is like any other lager, but than the aftertaste kicks in, bringing this beer down fast. Gave almost the whole bottle away.
aracauna (3404) - Georgia, USA - FEB 13, 2006
2.3 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 8/20
Very pale yellow. Clear, with a fizzy, fleeting white head. The aroma is mild hops, which are almost a touch minty. Corn is the dominate "malt" flavor. Soft, not offensive, but not a lot of flavor either.