ApisAles (1576) - Greenbelt, Maryland, USA - MAR 19, 2012
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Skunky piss water. Not good at all. Pale yellow corn aroma skunked to hell. Just not a good beer.
Pershing (477) - Garland, Texas, USA - MAR 12, 2012
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Pale clear yellow with visual carbonation in the form of tiny bubbles. Skunk aroma due to the hops being "light Struck" with the clear bottle. I still can’t understand why a brewery would go to all the work to make beer and then package it in clear or green bottles only to have their brew ruined by the time it gets to the Consumer. Corn sugar taste with faint hop bitterness. Slightly sweet finish. Glad I didn’t pay for this one.
obguthr (3919) - Staunton, Virginia, USA - FEB 12, 2012
1.1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Powerfully skunky corn smell with an added layer of cane sugar. Crystal clear yellow, thin head, no retention. Tangy sweet corn flavor. No hop flavor. Weak, but unoffensive. It brings back fond memories of my college days drinking cheap pitchers of Rolling Rock. This, is much skunkier than any Rolling Rock I have ever had. Pilsner?
nearbeer (3778) - Knoxville, Tennessee, USA - JAN 7, 2012
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 1/20
12 oz. The faintest color of pale lager I have seen, with a sizzling head tries to last. Aroma is skunk-sprayed tire, with some faint honey and dry grass. Taste leans toward nothingness, with some touches of skunk, crackers, lemongrass and honey. Light, watery, and pretty well balanced. Very well may be the worst beer I have ever had. Not sure though, as I try to put these kinds of things out of my head.
dfinney23 (1732) - Houston, Texas, USA - OCT 18, 2011
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Pours pale gold with a quickly fading white head. No skunky notes but not much else, either. Faint floral and grain flavors. The best thing about this beer is the sea turtle on the bottle.
nick76 (4234) - Tampa, Florida, USA - AUG 8, 2011
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
The aroma is like latex with corn and alcohol. The appearance is pale gold with a head that fades to nothing. The taste is like the aroma with a slightly sweet quality but mostly dry. The palate is thin but right or the style. Overall this is a typical south of the border type lager. Pass.
Finhead (1194) - OFallon, Illinois, USA - JUL 6, 2011
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
A very, pale yellow pour with a white head. The aroma is extremely skunky. The light body has a crisp texture with lively carbonation. The taste is watery and bland.
taphandle (1135) - Texas, USA - JUN 20, 2011
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Very light yellow but not quite white. Good head. Only a slightly skunky aroma. Light, drinkable, but too much like water. One redeeming value is it’s a quart of beer for under $2.50.
roder60 (1285) - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - MAY 18, 2011
2.1 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pours a clear gold with minimal head, fizzy white that lasts 2 sec. Aroma nice and strong corn sweet grassy, faint flowers, and lemon. Flavor over carbonated, all bubbles, tastes like apples, watery, with dry finish, some grass notes. Very different flavor, but overcarbonation really diminshes quality.
kidmartinek (3723) - austin, Texas, USA - NOV 7, 2010
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 7/20
Light golden. Quickly vanishing white head. Light bubbling. Old malty grain aroma that’s just starting to turn. Full barley and corn flavor. Good beer bite. Livestock feed finish with sugar and corn flavors.