NobleSquirrel (3437) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - JAN 25, 2013
1.9 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Can from Maria’s. pours a deep gold. Large bubbles and faded headed. Smells like hard cider. Maybe some corn and booze, but mostly cheap hard cider. Taste is pretty awful. Corny and sweet. No grain flavor. Some more apple. Prickly carbonation. Warming alcohol and a sticky finish. Bad shit.
joeneugs (2776) - Livermore, California, USA - JAN 27, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
24 oz. can from Atom in the Krampus trade. Call me crazy, but this actually looks pretty damn good in the glass. Nice clear golden color with a fairly thick white head that sticks around for about 30 seconds. The nose is straight up apple juice with some nail polish remover and hot sick…. the flavor is has a ton of hot solvents up front followed by some thin apple, honey and plastic in the finish. Ugh, the finish is disgusting. Sugar, apples, nail polish remover and plastic. No bueno.
BoostIPA (1051) - Pouring Bus, New York, USA - JAN 16, 2014
4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 17/20
Pours a very clear amber with a small white head that is gone in an instant. Aromas of sweet apples, cotton candy, while lotta grape drank offered. Taste is sweet, sweet with a fuckton of heat in the sweet finish. Like drinking vodka spiked apple juice. In other words, damn near perfect.
Headbanger (2859) - Aurora, Illinois, USA - DEC 31, 2013
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
24oz can 12/31/13 -46° in Lager Glass-Pours a clear golden with no head. Aroma of sweetness. Taste of sweetness, fruit, alcohol, and ginger ale. This light bodied brew is not too good.
GT2 (7700) - Carlsbad, California, USA - OCT 10, 2013
1.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24oz can from a convenience store in Sisters, OR. Pours a clear golden with a quickly fizzing out soda head. Nose is very intense yellow apple and thick orange blossom honey. Taste is hot hot up front with big fusel alcohol- instant headache inducing. Long, diet soda sweet finish. Instant cerebral damage. Avoid.
malkyore (107) - - AUG 23, 2013
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This beer falls into the gap created between every beer with ice in the name and bottom shelf liquor... It looks smells and seems like I assume it contains the same ingredients as beer, but it has the oily body, the horrifyingly bad mixability, and the horrifying taste associated with bottom shelf booze. This beer belongs lower than the bottom shelf. It belongs on the floor... in the basement... Of the mole men... Who live under the mutants that live under the secret speakeasy liquor cache under the basement.... Like... If the world had a bottom.... This belongs there.... If you’re looking to get HAMMERED and don’t just want to make a mixed drink from the worlds dumpiest liquor like normal poor people...
Come on people... Just pick up a bottle of Boones farm...
Krej (63) - USA - AUG 23, 2013
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This is bad. And by bad, I mean the most horrific thing I’ve ever put into my mouth in my entire life. I bought this because I am about to fail a class so I wanted to punish myself while still getting drunk. That’s the only thing this beer is good for. It tastes like alcohol, sadness, grape, alcohol, shit, and piss. One sip makes me want to barf. You have to chase it down with something otherwise you will die. This is bad. Very, very, very, very, very, very bad.
Stormkinghiker (19) - - AUG 23, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
The alcohol taste is very prominent. As my cousin once said, "I don't drink beer for the taste, I drink beer for the buzz."
This quote just about fits perfectly for this beer.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
Homer321 (881) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - AUG 3, 2013
1.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
courtesy of StalinCat. Thanks broski! poured into a snifter from an ice cold 24oz can. nose is peppery. initial malt flavor is sweet then kicks your face with a paint thinner and fusel, model glue flavor. man, what happend. it started so nice. this is another crappy mickey’s wanna be.
BVery (5443) - Burnsville, Minnesota, USA - JUL 23, 2013
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
UPDATED: DEC 30, 2013 24 oz can. Holy crap, this sucks. Some weird grape thing going with artificial sugars or something. I don’t really have the words to describe this. Malt likka tick, nothing more.
artmcd8 (1216) - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - MAR 23, 2013
2.4 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle share at Voodoo. Smells like college. Tastes like grapes. Serious malt links tikka.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone