malkyore (155) - - AUG 23, 2013
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This beer falls into the gap created between every beer with ice in the name and bottom shelf liquor... It looks smells and seems like I assume it contains the same ingredients as beer, but it has the oily body, the horrifyingly bad mixability, and the horrifying taste associated with bottom shelf booze. This beer belongs lower than the bottom shelf. It belongs on the floor... in the basement... Of the mole men... Who live under the mutants that live under the secret speakeasy liquor cache under the basement.... Like... If the world had a bottom.... This belongs there.... If youíre looking to get HAMMERED and donít just want to make a mixed drink from the worlds dumpiest liquor like normal poor people...
Come on people... Just pick up a bottle of Boones farm...
Sledutah (4276) - Utah, USA - JUN 14, 2014
1.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
24oz can picked up at Discount Liquor in Wyoming
Pours clear golden with some white bubbles, not lacing. Aroma isnít bad, apple juice and citrus. Holy shit the taste is rubbing alcohol, grainy and bitter
No way in I can drink more than a few sips of this, footbalmed.
joestatix (3) - Detroit, Michigan, USA - MAY 20, 2014 does not count
3.7 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 17/20
First off Im not a Craft Beer guy. I m the type of guy that likes to sit back and slam on pappies ol" cough syrup and have to clench my hand to handle the swig. This is one harsh Motha. It puts hair on your chest and knuckles. Light gold. very frothy and smells just like all the alcohol it contains. Drink icy or you will hate yourself. I mean for what they are working with and the cheap price point it aint bad. it has kind of a licorice, medium bitterness, and floral taste. it will hit you though
alexsdad06 (5250) - Ohio, USA - MAY 10, 2014
1.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
24 oz can shared by DrSilverworm. Pours a crystal clear yellow color with a small white head that disappears quickly. The aroma and flavor had sweet grainy corn, apple juice, solvent and a metallic note. Alcohol heat. It is over 10%, so it has something going for it.
Tmoney99 (10405) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - MAY 9, 2014
2.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
Can 24 OZ shared by Dr Silverworm. Poured clear light pale color with a medium frothy white head that mostly diminished with little lacing. Light grainy malt aroma. Light to medium body with a thick texture and soft carbonation. Moderate sweet flavor with a moderate grainy sweet finish of short duration. Cold wet alcohol with some character.
DrSilverworm (5899) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - MAY 8, 2014
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
24oz can, from a kroger in a more urban neighborhood. Shared with local raters. Clear golden color. Thin ring of off-white head, couple dots of lace. Corn and lemon in the nose. Same in the flavor, some breadiness, and tons of rice. Itís like someone dumped a shot of sake in a regular cheap beer. Moderate sweet, light bitter, and some alcohol heat on the end, but way less bite than expected in the finish, not extremely hard to drink. Medium to bigger body, smooth, lighter carbonation. Lightly dry finish. Not as bad as expected.
b3shine (5135) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - MAY 8, 2014
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
24 oz can to taster (generously shared by DrSilverworm). Looks decent; a transparent gold with eggshell head that steadily dissipates into thin lacing. Smells cheap; corn, corn, corn. Seed corn all the way. Tastes less bad (not better). Average on the palate. Could be worse.
joeneugs (3106) - Livermore, California, USA - JAN 27, 2014
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
24 oz. can from Atom in the Krampus trade. Call me crazy, but this actually looks pretty damn good in the glass. Nice clear golden color with a fairly thick white head that sticks around for about 30 seconds. The nose is straight up apple juice with some nail polish remover and hot sickÖ. the flavor is has a ton of hot solvents up front followed by some thin apple, honey and plastic in the finish. Ugh, the finish is disgusting. Sugar, apples, nail polish remover and plastic. No bueno.
BoostIPA (1184) - Pouring Bus, New York, USA - JAN 16, 2014
4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 17/20
Pours a very clear amber with a small white head that is gone in an instant. Aromas of sweet apples, cotton candy, while lotta grape drank offered. Taste is sweet, sweet with a fuckton of heat in the sweet finish. Like drinking vodka spiked apple juice. In other words, damn near perfect.
Headbanger (3226) - Aurora, Illinois, USA - DEC 31, 2013
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
24oz can 12/31/13 -46į in Lager Glass-Pours a clear golden with no head. Aroma of sweetness. Taste of sweetness, fruit, alcohol, and ginger ale. This light bodied brew is not too good.
GT2 (8163) - San Diego County, California, USA - OCT 10, 2013
1.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24oz can from a convenience store in Sisters, OR. Pours a clear golden with a quickly fizzing out soda head. Nose is very intense yellow apple and thick orange blossom honey. Taste is hot hot up front with big fusel alcohol- instant headache inducing. Long, diet soda sweet finish. Instant cerebral damage. Avoid.