Krej (52) - - AUG 23, 2013
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
This is bad. And by bad, I mean the most horrific thing I’ve ever put into my mouth in my entire life. I bought this because I am about to fail a class so I wanted to punish myself while still getting drunk. That’s the only thing this beer is good for. It tastes like alcohol, sadness, grape, alcohol, shit, and piss. One sip makes me want to barf. You have to chase it down with something otherwise you will die. This is bad. Very, very, very, very, very, very bad.
GT2 (7117) - Riverslime, California, USA - OCT 10, 2013
1.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
24oz can from a convenience store in Sisters, OR. Pours a clear golden with a quickly fizzing out soda head. Nose is very intense yellow apple and thick orange blossom honey. Taste is hot hot up front with big fusel alcohol- instant headache inducing. Long, diet soda sweet finish. Instant cerebral damage. Avoid.
malkyore (78) - - AUG 23, 2013
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This beer falls into the gap created between every beer with ice in the name and bottom shelf liquor... It looks smells and seems like I assume it contains the same ingredients as beer, but it has the oily body, the horrifyingly bad mixability, and the horrifying taste associated with bottom shelf booze. This beer belongs lower than the bottom shelf. It belongs on the floor... in the basement... Of the mole men... Who live under the mutants that live under the secret speakeasy liquor cache under the basement.... Like... If the world had a bottom.... This belongs there.... If you’re looking to get HAMMERED and don’t just want to make a mixed drink from the worlds dumpiest liquor like normal poor people...
Come on people... Just pick up a bottle of Boones farm...
Stormkinghiker (19) - - AUG 23, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
The alcohol taste is very prominent. As my cousin once said, "I don't drink beer for the taste, I drink beer for the buzz."
This quote just about fits perfectly for this beer.
---Rated via Beer Buddy for iPhone
Homer321 (574) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - AUG 3, 2013
1.1 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
courtesy of StalinCat. Thanks broski! poured into a snifter from an ice cold 24oz can. nose is peppery. initial malt flavor is sweet then kicks your face with a paint thinner and fusel, model glue flavor. man, what happend. it started so nice. this is another crappy mickey’s wanna be.
BVery (5156) - Burnsville, Minnesota, USA - JUL 23, 2013
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
24 oz can. Holy crap, this sucks. Some weird grape thing going with artificial sugars or something. I don’t really have the words to describe this. Malt likka tick, nothing more.
artmcd8 (1088) - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA - MAR 23, 2013
2.4 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Bottle share at Voodoo. Smells like college. Tastes like grapes. Serious malt links tikka.
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charule (615) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - MAR 23, 2013
2.5 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 8/20
Canned. Light golden color large head. Fruity aroma. Okay taste. Better when in college
drowland (5719) - Valdosta, Georgia, USA - MAR 21, 2013
1.4 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
3/21/13. Clear golden pour with a frothy cream head. Boozey grape and apples in the aroma and flavor with hay and fusel. Gross.
nulledge (40) - Florida, USA - MAR 21, 2013
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
UPDATED: MAR 26, 2013 Drowland hates me/
More grape juice to wince and drink/
Please stop the burning.