Camo Silver Ice High Gravity Lager

Brewed by City Brewery (Melanie Brewing Co)
Style: Malt Liquor
La Crosse, Wisconsin USA

Very faint corn and bubble gum aroma. Bright golden color, a little darker than than mainstream swill such as Bud, with a thin foam and some minor lacing. Taste is of corn syrup, rubbing alcohol, and maybe, just maybe, some brief hops. Aftertaste is like wet cardboard with waming alcohol feel. Not the worst, but it’s down there. The good news: triggers gag refex fairly well.

holy shit this was terrible. like unbelievably terrible. in shags words not goodly done. wow. tasted like gasoline and kerosene with an aftertaste of sickeningly sweet corn and sugar flavors. sick dooooooood

This crap is well crap. The taste is metallic with a nice cloying trip to the dentist film effect in your mouth. Pale piss yellow color with a scent of a Wal Mart bathroom and gasoline. Each sip is unpleasent. This shit sucks dawg! And my new worst beer. God bless I want to puke!

Yellow with a taller foamy off-white head that dissipates to a waxy lid. Sweetened creamed corn with alcohol and paint thinner. Thin and yet sticky in feel. Paint and caramel corn flavors. Really rather sickening.

Gee, thanks Jeff for this one. It’s actually not as bad as I thought it was going to be. That being said, it’s horrible, but I frantically wanted to find a silver lining of some sort today. Anyways. Pale yellow, clumpy oily head. Nose smells like vomited-up corn. Yes, "vomited-up corn", and it’s still better than expected. Flavor is not too overly harsh, lots of corn, and there’s an odd spearmint character to both the taste and smell. Drank at 41F and was vaguely palatable at that temp, but I let it warm and it, to put it mildly, does not exactly become redolent with the fruits of life at a higher temp. Like I said, not as bad as I thought. You see the toilet as half full of vomit while I see it as half empty; which of us is the optimist?

Vintage unknown. 40oz Bottle. Served at a rather chilly 41F in a La Fin du Monde Tulip glass.. Clear gold with a quickly vanishing white head. It actually laces the glass. The aroma is very light, but what there is all corn and light vomit. Why the hell do malt liquors sometimes smell like vomit. The flavor is minty at first, like chewing gum. As it warms sweet corn syrup comes into play much more. Syrupy body. As it warms it becomes much more in every possible bad way. I think I see a toothless woman in my future.

Do NOT let this baby get warm. Put it in the freezer for a half hour, avoid holding the can excessively, and don’t dilly-dally. Nothing is worse than a Camo that has been sitting unrefridgerated for a while. These get you drunk quick, and the hangover is awful.

Sickly pale yellow pour, that looks rather lifeless. Aroma of paint thinner and rotting apples. Sticky, chemical-like, malt sweetness, and alcohol ( lighter fluid comes to mind) burn. Harsh and regretful. At an obvious 9% alc this will mess you up, if you can stand up to the challenge. If you must get a cheap high gravity brew, stick with Steel reserve black label.