Camo Silver Ice High Gravity Lager

Just chug one and shut up, noob. Want to get wasted for $3.27. Buy three of these and chug them all in a row. Best buzz ever.

Big scary clear bottle with a label that has exxes all over it. But I guess even the finest black imperial stouts have that too, and that is in common with the qualities of high alky and unpalatability. Pale ubiquitous american lager color. Smells somewhat like the cheapest wines. 40 ounces of cheap clear buzz. Taste is rather rude and obnoxious. Has a goodly amount of carbonation but the awkward forward flavor steps all over, in front of it and overrides the experience. Finish? Heheheheh, poppycock! Yowzer Bowzer. Perfect example of the style we in america have come to know as the cheap malt liquor. Isn’t it odd that these characteristics are so common throughout the Melanie line of cheap lagers? Ignoramous maximus.

What is the deal with the name? Anyway, I had to try this and while it’s bad, it’s not nearly as bad as I’d expected. It is gold, quite fizzy, with a medium, bubbly, airy white head that soon dissipates to a few bubbles and a weak int of lace, before ending in just clear bubbles. The aroma is primarily musty, cheap, sweet white wine or white wine that is on the way out - a musty grape-juice and alcohol smell. The taste is similar, being essentially a cheap, musty, sweetish white wine or low-grade "pink zinfandel" with just a hint of grain added in the finish, or white grape juice and alcohol. The alcohol comes through quite strongly in the taste but the palate is weak and not as smooth or full as I’d expect for the ABV, being somewhat watery. It goes without saying that this lacks any form of complexity or character other than as described above. I’d take it over Natural Ice, Bud Light, San Mig Light, Phuket, and others, though.

if you want a headache you got it if you want rodent piss you got it if you want a horrible swil you got it dont waste your time with this its poor quality piss water in a can