TipsyMcStager (1139) - Calgary, Alberta, CANADA - JUN 19, 2005
1.3 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Blah...vinegary and vegetable aroma. Pours a flat pale yellow. Harsh plastic taste, corn. Central American lagers now pass Euro-piss as the beers to avoid.
ALLOVATE (2487) - Perth, AUSTRALIA - JUN 10, 2005
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
This would have to have to have been the palest Lager Iíve ever seen. Pouring it into a pilsner glass the colour got even more lighter, but did manage to sustain a decent loose, soapy, white head. Apples, plasticine, rice and corn starch, and grassy hops made up the interesting aroma (everything in it, but malt). Similar in the mouth, almost like alcoholic tonic water with a splash of fruit concentrate and rice starch. Quite pasty across the palate, watery and a little gassy (seems to repeat on you) with odd medicinal and alcohol flavours. Not at all a beer, but in El Salvadorís dry season it may just serve itís purpose.
JonR888710 (999) - Cochabamba, BOLIVIA - JUN 1, 2005
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Chardonnay, white gold body. Thin skin of white film for a head. Smells of sugar, cheese. Taste is painful. Strong flavor of stale cheese and tobacco, cardboard. Drying seltzer water finish. Wood blocks. bad flavors abound. Different for a Spanish beer (not like Corona), however not tasty.
RichJ7 (1175) - Cullman, Alabama, USA - FEB 7, 2005
1.6 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Well, it wasnít as bad as I expected. Much like a Corona knockoff with perhaps a little more sweetness. Pale yellow in color, small, white head; aroma of grain and sweet corn. Sweet malt flavor with a slight trace of skunkitude most likely brought on by a clear bottle. Iíve had far worse ... thatís about the best one can say.
presario (4730) - Stampede City, Alberta, CANADA - JAN 21, 2005
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Clear bottle. Pale yellow. Holds its small head for almost a minute. Rough dirty grass aroma and weak rough poor flavour. Barely drinkable.
Enniskillen (2044) - Salinas, California, USA - JAN 2, 2005
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Smells skunked. A hint of paint taste. Pretty damn bad. Sknunked with wet paint. yum.
TheRimmer (483) - Florida, USA - DEC 30, 2004
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
heh. heh heh. hahaha. HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA aahhhhhhHAHAHAHAHAAHA. christ on the crapper, instead of a rating let me tell a story about eating 30 buffalo wings and my urine smelling like vinegar. thats more interesting than whats in that bottle. liquid satan.
JPDIPSO (4956) - Wauwatosa, Wisconsin, USA - DEC 3, 2004
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
Light straw color with a wispy white head. hat bubbles to nothingness in less than two minutes. Grass, hay, touch of alcohol and sweet grain in the aroma. Candi corn flavors that seem to follow with the aroma. Too much alcohol flavor for a brew of this ilk, but I have had much worse.
punkeedo (498) - Covington, Louisiana, USA - OCT 28, 2004
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
I had a really good review for this beer. It was clever and funny and it helped you to forget that this beer isnít worth your stomach space. Bad. Watery. Crappy. Donít drink.
DerBiermeister (586) - Birmingham, Alabama, USA - OCT 19, 2004
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
This smells like cigarette ash. It looks like yellow water with an occasional bubble or two. The flavour is weak and lacking. Palate? Overall impression: unworthy of DerBiermeister.