SilkTork (4898) - Rochester, Kent, United Kingdom, WALES - JUN 17, 2012
2.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 9/20
Stylish 330 clear glass bottle from Asda. Looks impressive but the lager is standard cheap global lager. Little flavour or interest. Quite dry. No off flavours, but nothing attractive either. Drinkable, but not enjoyable.
mile (2104) - Helsinki, FINLAND - JUN 3, 2012
1.2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle. Light golden, small and fully diminishing head. Light malty - some wheat and sweetish aroma, vegetables and faint citrus. Body is light, malty - some wheat and sweetish flavor, cardboard. Finish is short, malty - some wheat and lightly sweetish, cardboard, faint citrus. Why?
nazzty (532) - Ödåkra - Helsingborg, SWEDEN - MAY 29, 2012
4 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 8/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 16/20
Wow, a surprisingly good beer that fits perfectly well with some slightly stronger food. The beer has a nice tartness from wheat malt that makes it stand out. A light quality beer!
liinis (1316) - Helsinki, FINLAND - MAY 24, 2012
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
even when it is made with minimum ingredients and as light as possible it is cold filtered for purity? as if they like their beer as close as water as possible.
kingstoni (751) - FINLAND - MAY 19, 2012
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottle. Clear light golden color with a white head. Aroma is rice and hay. Tastes like tap water with some citrus essence.
vesavee (6) - FINLAND - MAY 13, 2012 does not count
0.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Well, I suppose you could technically call this a beer. Very, very pale in colour with a pathetic white head. Aroma more like a cheap white wine than a beer. Tastes like sparkling water drunk from a glass with some beer residues in it. No bitterness whatsoever, as promised. I guess I’d rather have this than a kick on the bollocks.
I heard this is designed to be a starting point for people who prefer wine or cider over beer. May well work for some people but my word, have they got a long way to go.
oh6gdx (18576) - Vasa, FINLAND - APR 27, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
Bottled (from K Citymarket Lielahti, Tampere). Pale yellow colour with a small white head. Aroma is grainy and rubbery with mild cardboard. Flavour is very mild, but consists of the same. Watery. Rather harsh. It’s nice that Carlsberg makes a beer with a fancy design, but which contents are really crap.
Finwe (330) - Grankulla, FINLAND - APR 26, 2012
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
330 ml bottle from Metro-tukku. Extremely pale, non-existent head. Weak aroma. Watery taste with some grain. Scarcely any aftertaste. Not much of a beer.
FatPhil (7496) - Tallinn, ESTONIA - APR 20, 2012
1.4 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
UPDATED: MAY 5, 2012 330ml bottle (K Kamppi, Helsinki)
Doesn’t smell good. Corny or something. Watery palate. No taste worth mentioning, apart from some wank sweetish corniness. Finish is unpleasant. Fortunately quite brief. An abomination, without any actual horrors, it’s just one of the worst things I’ve put in my mouth that hasn’t made me want to actually spit it out immediately.
TET (1094) - FINLAND - APR 20, 2012
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
A very light yellow beer with a weak and white head. Aroma is quite sweet, corn, metallic and musty. Taste is extremely light, some lemon, even almost nonexistent taste but still musty. Light, soda light carbonation. Very worthless beer, light flavours and even them are quite unpleasant.