0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 Hildigöltur (5107) - København, DENMARK - SEP 21, 2001
BBLLLAAHHHH!!! I cannot believe that Carlsberg produces this beer.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 petefenelon (26) - ENGLAND - AUG 15, 2003
"Start them young on junior beer" - contains nothing that might offend anyone, like any element of taste whatsoever. Cold fizzy water with a moderate amount of alcohol. Clearly targeted at the young and foolish drinker who doesn't actually like beer but wants to get wazzocked.
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20 ALLOVATE (1708) - Butler, WA, AUSTRALIA - AUG 25, 2006
Just how do you rate a zero percentile. Well you don’t need to lie, for starters, and honesty, though it is harsh, is the best policy. Let’s keep this at ’0’. Poured a bright, yellowy gold, lightly carbed, big bubbled, with a flaccid, soapy white head. Aroma is of carnival fairy floss dowsed in heated, liquid butter. MMM, mmm, rub your tummy, scrumptious!! Buttery and candi sweet in the mouth too. Just slips and slides along the palate coating it with a film it took two bottles of Carlsberg Royal Stout to clean. Soft and prickly otherwise, chemical, very feint stale hop in back - more for prolonged life (?) than flavour, obviously - and just a touch of grain peaking through the layers of diacetyl nastiness in the rather heavy swallow. Drainpour, this was nasty. And by the rest of the ratings I can’t say I had a bad sample. (5.6% ABV, BBE 12/06, Brewed under license in Selangor, Malaysia, tasted at the Changi Airport, Singapore)
0.7 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 pivo (2540) - GERMANY - JUL 22, 2002
This is a ’no’ beer: no aroma, no color, no taste and no body. No likey.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 YogiBeera (2436) - Hamburg, GERMANY - JUL 21, 2002
Skunky and sweet smell. watery and thin with a taste of alcohol, drink water! Taste much better!
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 ProstmanSux (102) - Lake Ariel, Pennsylvania, USA - DEC 11, 2002
This isn’t a beer .. i can’t explain what this is. can anyone answer this ?
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 Mads Langtved (2246) - Copenhagen K, DENMARK - JUL 14, 2002
Ice beers have no raison d’être (legitimacy of existence.) It’s the same as a destryed beer!!! Lacks everything!!!
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 nigos (623) - Sheffield, South Yorkshire, ENGLAND - OCT 26, 2001
Absolute shite. Its almost unbelievable that beers like this go into production. Foul
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