0.9 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 johninmelb (730) - Bristol, Gloucestershire, ENGLAND - AUG 4, 2003
Smells like corn. Looks ok but the carbonation is too fine for a lager, like a champagne. Holds a good foamy head, but this is probably due to the unfortunate vodka marriage. Then it all goes downhill. The taste has an unpleasant sourness to it and the palate is nothing short of nauseating. And it coats the back of your mouth. Pass me the bowl of jalapenos and never give me this crap again.
3.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 16/20 Fletchus (3) - AUSTRALIA - JUL 14, 2003 does not count
One of my personal favourite beers. Is alot smoother and better tasting than the original. Hey - it's 6%.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 LoveABeer (141) - Melbourne, AUSTRALIA - JUN 22, 2003
Simply Awful this beer, taste's of sweet corn with a dash of petrol. You literally have to drink this beer like a shot, because once it warms you won't want to touch it, Yuk!
2.7 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 13/20 aussieguzler (6) - USA - JUN 10, 2003 does not count
fairly unexiting. no vodka taste. clean taste like coldies worth a try sometime just to say youve had it. if u like coldies u will like this
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 Sully (1378) - Potts Point, New South Wales, AUSTRALIA - MAY 14, 2003
UPDATED: MAY 15, 2003 Hey, here's a better way of drinking this. Do it the other way around! Pour 200ml of vodka into a glass and add a shot of Cold. It looks exactly like the liquid produced by marketing tossers after drinking too much of the original stuff. Come to think of it that must be how the boneheads at CUB came up with the idea. You could just imagine the session in their late night 'creative workshop', sometime slightly before one or all of them photocopied their bums and came up with the complex commercial description of 'Pure clean taste'. As Betty said, a beaut beer for the blokes who think that poofs and sheilas drink Vodka Cruisers.
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20 Betty (234) - Walgett, NSW, AUSTRALIA - MAY 7, 2003
UPDATED: AUG 13, 2003 The funniest beer in the universe. Thanks to motelpogz for sharing a bottle with me. It hides the vodka really well, which is amazing since the foundation beer (Coldy) has no taste at all. Remarkable achievement and a Westie pinup beer for sure. This'll be all over Walgett parties when I next return home. Best wishes.
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20 motelpogo (4543) - Plzen, CZECH REPUBLIC - APR 29, 2003
pretty much as exciting as your standard carlton cold except with an aftertaste of my saliva the morning after downing a whole bottle of stronganoff vodka
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20 mutant (854) - Melbourne, AUSTRALIA - APR 27, 2003
How do you make Carlton Cold worse? Add a shot of vodka to it to increase the ABV. Standard colour with a weird looking head. Slight, sweetish corn taste with some undisguised alcohol. Finishes with a nasty pinching sensation in the back of the throat. May be an Aussie attempt at a Malt Liquor effect.
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