Carlton Cold

Brewed by Carlton & United Breweries (CUB)
Style: Pale Lager
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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no one in thier right mind would drink this crap.

For Chrissakes! This is just the kind of tastless, horrible crap that stupid, know-nothing yuppies like to drink on Friday afternoon after a hard day defending child sex-abusers at their chambers. I used to drink this when I was 17 cause it tasted less like medicine than Tooheys 2.2. Notwithstanding this, I gotta say, I really hate this beer a whole lot. CUB can kiss my arse: this is one of the worlds worst brews. Youd have to have brain damage to enjoy one of these. Yuck!

The most sickly beer I have ever had the misfortune to drink, and one of my mates took a very imaginative approach to home brewing.

Head - Longevity o Fully lasting o Mostly lasting o Mostly diminishing o Fully diminishing

Typical CUB product, horrible. Way too sweet and no real beer taste or smell. Head and froth when visible similar to washing up detergent. I wouldn't be surprised if that was an ingredient as the important things like hops and malted barley appear to be missing. This, like all beers in clear bottles tastes crap and should be withdrawn from sale for the sake of mercy on people who like beer. Just terrible.

[bottle from peckhams] pale lager skunk aroma, watery body. all round not particularly enjoyable.

This really was terrible. Aroma is minimal with maybe 5 or 6 corn on the cobs kickin about. Taste is also corn but like horrible, i mean hard to drink terrible. This probably is the worst beer iv ever had.

A truly disguisting sap. The piss of Johnny Howard- no substance, poor taste, foul presentation and no character.

Cold day in hell when you can say Cold is wow. Pours urine yellow, and tastes as close to it as you can get. You can drink it if it is free!