madquacker (1085) - Canberra ACT, - JUN 20, 2004
0.8 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
What demon from hell created this? It has a putrid chemical taste that makes even VB taste good. A sickly claw at the back of your mouth starts the taste followed by a robust lingering taste of vomit. The vomit is complex and swirls around the palate before finishing up as metal shavings. Truely dire.
Gary (1754) - Greater London, ENGLAND - OCT 6, 2015
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
(Stubbie bottle) Brought to us from the fine gents @ Carlton United - who gave the world the awesome and iconic VB . Oh sure , the chemicals , vomit and pissy notes that I love in Victoria Bitter were evident but maybe just lacking the gross uniting sweetness that makes VB good , this was more sour an lactic that I like in easy drinking piss swill . I drank this while sadly watching the Aussies knock England outta the rugby World Cup .
ladnewton (1694) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - SEP 14, 2015
2.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
On tap at Alexandra Hotel, Leura, Blue Mountains NSW on 14th September 2015. Gold with lasting shallow white foam and no lacing. Sweet toffee aroma. light citrus and sweet grape flavour in-mouth. Lightly floral and fruity finish. Light mouthfeel and insubstantial body, however I found the ale refreshing after a walk in the Blue Mountains.
Wim (3392) - Weelde, BELGIUM - SEP 4, 2015
1.9 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
On holiday can golden blond colored body with a white head and a yeast hop aroma a yeast watery herby taste with a slight bitter finish
Beer_buster55 (14) - - JUL 19, 2015
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
A horror beer. If it’s the only option make sure this piss is cold to get it down. Be prepared for a headache the next day.
Dervock (726) - AUSTRALIA - JUN 1, 2015
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
Tap - pours gold white head, bit sweet, bit bland. Not a great deal to say.
BeerEasterAus (1) - - APR 17, 2015 does not count
1.1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Often the only option. Tinny taste, best part is the questions under the cap.
anstei (645) - Zurich, SWITZERLAND - MAR 22, 2015
1.3 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Tap. Pours clear golden with a small head. Canny aroma and taste. Slight hints of lager characteristics if you look carefully, but mostly it?s water with bubbles and alcohol.
AlisonQ (3) - AUSTRALIA - JAN 30, 2015 does not count
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
well, my Dad likes it... you’ll have to ask him why. If you drink it cold enough, maybe you can get away with it.
TedE (727) - Sydney, AUSTRALIA - JAN 15, 2015
1.7 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Whacko the diddle-o! Another hugely popular offering from CUB. Smell from bottle is all chemicals but glass is better, slight sweetness/spice. Light amber with bubbly head. Tastes of very little actually. And the palate is nowhere near as offensive as VB. Hardly any cooked vegetables (still some) and a tiny hop bitterness. Not as bad as I feared.
ColaKid (73) - AUSTRALIA - OCT 15, 2014
1 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 3/20
More old Aussie pale lager crap from CUB. Years ago I drank this and got shocking hangovers, it is utterly disgusting and drank by an ocean of idiots. Avoid.