mkel07 (4978) - Brisbane, AUSTRALIA - APR 16, 2010
1.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
330ml bottle. Bright and clear with a very flat even white ehad and ahoney colour with grainy aromas typical of a pale lager. Quite refreshing to taste and would go down nice on a hot day but it does lack a little bit in the body.
KAggie97 (3529) - Ugly, Hot, and Humid Spring, Texas, USA - APR 16, 2010
2.9 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 12/20
Bottle at some pseudo bar in Marne La Vallee, France.
Pours an average semi-lively yellow with a nice white head. Aroma is watery corn and buttery hops. Flavor is slightly sweet corn with a marshmallow finish. Tingly on the tongue. Not too shabby; this beer deserves a better rating. It’s not god-like but it’s not Medussa, either.
delnoche (503) - Alamogordo, New Mexico, USA - APR 14, 2010
0.5 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
25cl bottle poured into a dimpled mug. Clear orange with a small diminishing white head, looks like piss. Aroma is skunk, grassy hops, slight sweet corn. Flavor is almosty sickeningly sweet, with barely-there hops undertones. Palate is thin and sticky with very little carbonation. Finish is, well... what do you call the sensation when you put a penny in your mouth? This beer is comeplete trash. Drainpour.
rmussman (1701) - California, USA - APR 12, 2010
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Sampled in a 12oz bottle. Pours like a traditional southern european pale lager. White lacey head. Aroma is of terrible maltiness. Quality is not there as the ratings show. It does drink decently however it really offers nothing.
gam (3909) - brisbane, AUSTRALIA - APR 4, 2010
2.4 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 9/20
Good head pale gold coloured ale some rapid carbonation aroma grain does not look like a bock flavour sweetmalt grain corn finish grainy corn nothing much else malt sweetness on the palate passing
rand (1490) - SWITZERLAND - APR 1, 2010
1 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle 33 cl from La Maladière Centre in Neuchâtel (CH). Golden blond, little foam and fine crackling. Nose syrupy, dishes and cardboard. Already too sweet at the first sip, it does’nt improve, however, it becomes sickening. Lack of bitterness, diluted and sticky corn syrup. Beer heavy and without interest.
ClubGonzo (5357) - Bergen, NORWAY - APR 1, 2010
1.8 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 4/20
I feel cheated! :-( The name is totally misleading; I bought this under the impression that it was some sort of bock beer, although I should’ve been cautious seeing the above-normal clear, light color inside... Instead of a Super Bock, all I got was a Super Boring strong lager without any nice characteristics. Buuhuu. If this was the U.S, I’d sue their asses for misguiding advertisement or something, haha! :-P
gyllenbock (7292) - Stockholm, SWEDEN - MAR 8, 2010
0.9 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Clear golden with a large white head.
Not an inviting aroma, very thin and boring taste. One of the worst beers I have tasted. Metallic, cardboard, watery. Horrible!
blutt59 (6469) - Dallas, Texas, USA - FEB 6, 2010
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle, via trade with garthicus, clear yellow with tall foam, aroma of sour fruit and skunky,
Flavor of metal, sour fruit and musty
probstblueribbon (3670) - Nepean, Ontario, CANADA - FEB 5, 2010
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 7/20
330 ml bottle from SAQ, served cold in a tulip glass. BB 07 2010.
App.: Clear pale golden with a frail white head.
Aroma: Mainly cereal/grain/adjunct, with a hint of skunk, and some vague unpleasant fruitiness.
Palate: Medium body, low carbonation.
Flav.: A gross, malt liquor-like fruitiness, cereal/grain all over the place, a little biscuit malt, a bit of cardboard, not pleasant; dry with minimal bitterness and a not unpleasant fruity malt finish.
Not Super or Bock. False advertising. I guess Lousy Lager isn’t really marketable...