MilkmanDan (1943) - Eagan, Minnesota, USA - FEB 26, 2004
1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
Quite pale. Nose hardly exists, a bit grassy and sour. Artificially sweet up front, has a sugar-free sweetener sort of harshness to it. Sweetness is killed off by an unpleasant chemical character, bitterness, and sourness. Mead is what you get when you brew with honey and water. This is what you get when you brew with weed killer, Nutrasweet, and sewage.
smoosh (536) - New Albany, Indiana, USA - NOV 6, 2003
2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
Bottle: Next to no aroma - maybe a bit of malt? Looks like Bud Light. Fizzy. Very little flavor. Why bother. Glad it was a single and not a sixer.
Wakie (612) - Centreville, Virginia, USA - OCT 6, 2003
1.5 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bland and watery. The world is full of beers like this one. Ugly yellow color with lots of foam. This one distinguished itself by gradually getting worse the more of it I drank.
Slick (1969) - Thief River Falls, Minnesota, USA - SEP 10, 2003
2.1 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Pale color,small white head that faded fast.The aroma was malty sweet with a mild presence of hops with the taste being malty sweet and slightly medicinal with a faint amount of hops.After taste was forgettable.Sweet malt and little else,nothing special here with the exception of having another brew to rate.
boutiqueroyale (1) - CHILE - MAY 25, 2003 does not count
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
this is really the worst beer ive ever drunk... it doesnt have any kind of taste, it's too watery, has no consistence..its just like drinking water
Vac (2445) - San Diego, California, USA - MAR 23, 2003
0.9 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
This very pale yellow liquid was topped by a thick white head that is gone before you can blink. Remarkably some lace is left on the glass. Aroma? What aroma? Not much. A touch of sweetness is notice if you really, really try to smell something. Lacking in the flavor department as well. Slightly sweet with a touch of sourness and a bitter finish. The body is light as a feather and it goes down like water.
brewboy (152) - AUSTRALIA - MAR 10, 2003
2 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 4/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 8/20
My sample came from Peru and came in at 5.0%. Maybe the high altitude, but my tastebuds didn't suggest this was anything special. It did hold a good head though.
Crit (3471) - Surrey, British Columbia, CANADA - DEC 21, 2002
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 10/20
Straw color with white head.Slightly skunky stale ’beery’ nose.Flavor begins skunky then fades to nothingness
austinpowers (2826) - New York, New York, USA - NOV 1, 2002
2.5 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Amazing. No discernible smell whatsoever. I give this brew points for being watery enough to drink in quantity. Granted, it has no flavor, but it’s harmless and smoothly pleasant, like a Corona.
Linc (737) - Sydney, AUSTRALIA - OCT 11, 2002
0.8 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 2/20
I am sitting in a cafe in Santiago drinking this stuff and eating a very crappy hamburger, I don´t know which is worse but this beer is pretty bad.