djd07 (2779) - Houston, Texas, USA - FEB 23, 2013
1.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle. Pours a dark orange with small white head. The aroma is corn malt and fruit. Spoiled fruit flavor. Nothing going on here.
Frank (2309) - Chicago, Illinois, USA - MAR 16, 2014
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 5/20
I donít know what motherfuck this stuff is even made of. It tastes exactly like Smarties candies. It is only a little sweet though which makes it more drinkable than I was expecting but still is pretty much just fruity alcohol water. Spritzy carbonation is kinda nice though and I could honestly think of worse things to get drunk on.
Atom (1200) - Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA - JAN 28, 2014
0.6 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 1/20
12oz bottle from Krampus via BoostIPA, pours a clear golden with a small white head. I can hardly describe the horrid sweet smell. It reminds me of disposable diapers and baby wipes (not yet soiled, saved that for the taste). Or maybe after a Highlife has sat out opened in the sun for a week. Maybe artificial apples and coconut? Nah, Iíd say the blue water in portable toilets. Oh my god this is bad, it tastes like someone squeezed garbage juice from a low budget carnival trash can. You know a nice mix of rotting cotton candy, melted snow cones, corn dogs, funnel cakes 100 degree heat and flies. One sip and done, worst beer Iíve ever touched to my lips.
Homer321 (900) - Rock Ridge, Florida, USA - SEP 22, 2013
3.9 AROMA 8/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 9/10 PALATE 4/5 OVERALL 15/20
Bottle courtesy of drowland. Poured into a snifter. A ton of apple and grape in the nose. Sweet flavor, but just short of diabetes sweet. No skunkiness, no corn. This is good stuff. A touch of alcohol in the finish. Thanks Dr. Tubes.
---Rated via intercellular device
TURDFERGUSON (3879) - Carrboro, North Carolina, USA - MAR 1, 2013
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 6/20
Rate in the lobby shared by b3shine on the way to rbwg grand tasting. This was fun to think about rating at first but then i tried some and it was shwilly as all hell. Definitely in a class of it own. Pretty tame for a malt liquor though.
mlunger12 (645) - Orlando, Florida, USA - FEB 23, 2013
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 2/20
12oz bottle, thanks Beau! This tastes like artificial ass. Like a Capri Sun left out in the sun for too long.
Leighton (9646) - London, Greater London, ENGLAND - FEB 23, 2013
1.6 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 4/20
Bottle at the hotel lobby, pre Grand Tasting RBWG 2013. Pours clear gold with a faint filmy head. Some rotting citrus in the nose. Big sweet flavor, some alcoholic Tang, rank orange, artificial flavors. Medium to full bodied with fine carbonation. Sweet, pukey finish, more rotting citrus, sugar. Pretty gross. Not a pleasure.
b3shine (4236) - Cincinnati, Ohio, USA - FEB 23, 2013
1.6 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Bottle to taster at RBWG (thanks drowland). Looks decent; a transparent gold with white lacing. Smells and tastes like artificially flavored ass with fruit notes and a subpar mouthfeel. Lordy, Lordy.
pepsican (1417) - @ $13.99, Iowa, USA - FEB 9, 2013
1.3 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 3/20
Oh fuck flavored malt liquor can go fuck its own balls with another mans butt sack. Fuck this, seriously. Tastes like spoiled runt rolled up a jock strap that has been buried in a pile of manure. Crisp, clean finish.
Fratto (2510) - Arlington, Texas, USA - DEC 29, 2012
1.1 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 4/20
Cavie gave me this about a year ago. I suspect drowland pushed this shit off on us somehow or another. Be advised RateBeerian of the Year, I'll get you back for this one.