Prufrockstar (1018) - Seattle, Washington, USA - SEP 6, 2014
2.4 AROMA 1/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 1/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 20/20
Tiny pour from a recently shaken plastic bottle, thanks(?) to Caleb. Looks like gritty grey sludge. Smells like a barn. Tastes like vomit. Feels like gritty grey sludge. Reminds me of a vomity protein shake. How the fuck can I even rate this? As far as the way it tastes/smells/looks, I have a hard time going higher than 1; but the overall pleasure of drinking it was a solid 5. Still, I pray I never have to drink this again. Overall: SHAKE SHAKE!
JK (4520) - St. Louis Park, Minnesota, USA - SEP 5, 2014
2.7 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 5/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 3/5 OVERALL 10/20
A big thanks to Caleb for sharing this. It is certainly one of the most interesting beers I have tried in a long time. Milky white. Lots of sediment and grit. Light sourness and grain. Surprisingly light on the palate somehow. Worth trying for sure. I donít hate it, but Iím not sure I could drink a whole bottle.
DalzAle (1999) - Eden Prairie, Minnesota, USA - AUG 19, 2014
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 5/20
So I show up at Bacterialís place, and the first thing they say is, "hey try this!" followed by a room of smirks. I give it a little shake, pour into the glass and witness a concoction of what appears to be thin, curdled Baileyís Irish cream. Kind of a funky aroma, and tastes of chalk, hominy and sadness. What an odd tick, but worth the rate!
BVery (6562) - Burnsville, Minnesota, USA - AUG 19, 2014
1.2 AROMA 2/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 2/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
Plastic bottle shared by Caleb - thanks! Murky milky grainy pour. Plastic aroma and taste. Dense grainy mouthfeel. Fun to try.
Bacterial (1622) - Twin Cities, Minnesota, USA - JUL 29, 2014
2.8 AROMA 6/10 APPEARANCE 2/5 TASTE 7/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 11/20
Classy 1.5L plastic bottle shared by CLevar, thanks!!! Really wierd slightly pink creamy white in color. No head, but lots of floating bits of white and brown flecks. Mild lactic nose. Chalky mouthfeel. Tart. A bit like kombucha at first. This is growing on me.
CLevar (376) - Minnesota, USA - JUL 11, 2014
2.6 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 6/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 13/20
PET bottle to glass, after shake shaking it up a bunch due the the incredible amount of settling that occurred in the fridge. Seriously, this had two distinct layers, and one more indistinct one near the bottom. Pours like...well...gravel mixed with sour milk. No head to speak of, but lightly carbonated with fizzy bubbles on top. Aroma is strongly phenolic, with lots of medicinal/band-aid character. BUT hiding inside that is some nice tart grain character (Levi mentioned rice, and I get that when itís brought up). Youghurty, lemony and doughy. No hop aroma, as expected. Taste isnít bad, with quite a bit of lemon tartness, more phenolic character, perhaps some banana? Again lots of graininess, but I donít know if that is suggested more by the FREAKING PRESENCE OF GRAIN IN MY GLASS or what. Mouthfeel is too fucking thick and cummy. Spritzy bubbles do raise it off the palate a bit and increase the perception of lemony tartness, but it does little to assuage my revulsion due to the bits of soggy grain stuck in my teeth and between my gums and tongue. Finish is dry, with a lingering gritty/grainy crisp finish. Sweet yet surprisingly dry. Honestly, if this didnít have the suspended grain, it wouldnít be all that bad...it fact as it is it is DAMN GOOD, or at least better than CIB.
durhambeer (2500) - Durham, North Carolina, USA - MAY 26, 2008
1.8 AROMA 5/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 6/20
This is the commercialized version of the "village beer" of Malawi, but from the other ratings, I guess itís also sold in Zambia and possibly other neighboring countries as well. This is a very unique brew. As noted, itís served in cardboard cartons that swell with the carbonation. Ingredients are maize, water, sorghum, yeast, and enzymes. Pours the color of a vanilla malt with tons of grit and grain in it, hence the "shake shake" to mix it all up. Smells very acidic/vinegary like a Belgian, but simply tastes like white vinegar mixed with cornmeal. Thick, pasty, and gritty. A one-of-a-kind experience, but definitely tough to get down.
jsquire (3502) - St. Marys, Ohio, USA - JUL 2, 2002
1.5 AROMA 3/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 4/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 5/20
I was amazed at this stuff when I visited one of the breweries. It is mixed, cooked, packaged and shipped the same day. The cardboard carton has a vent in it to release the gas. It is really a slurry and it does coat the mouth. There is a lot of acidity in the flavor and if you donít like that in a Belgian beer, you sure wonít like it in this concoction. Apparently the locals still make a lot of home made chibuku, and I think that Shake Shake is to only commercial one in Zambia. It is a must try, but I donít ever want to try one again.
Oakes (12723) - Vancouver, British Columbia, CANADA - MAR 13, 2002
2.2 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 3/5 TASTE 5/10 PALATE 1/5 OVERALL 9/20
First, itís called íshake shakeí because it separates. To call this densely sedimented would be a major understatment. Opaque, light brown, no head or discernable carbonation. Aroma is heavily grainy. I guess this is sorghum, but cassava would be an analogy more familiar to me. There are also sour green apples and barnyard. The palate has the same elements, but with less emphasis on the barnyard. The texture (and that is a better word that mouthfeel for this stuff) is kind of fizzy but also rather mealy. Not an unpleasant taste, quite mild, really. Certainly better structure than Victor Beer. However, the way that the grain coats your mouth and sticks to the back of your throat is unpleasant. Get past that, and itís kind of refreshing. More similarities to kefir than to beer.
omhper (19667) - TyresŲ, SWEDEN - MAR 6, 2002
1.7 AROMA 4/10 APPEARANCE 1/5 TASTE 3/10 PALATE 2/5 OVERALL 7/20
Comes in a leaking cardboard box. Grainy beige/pink appearance. Lambic-ish acidity in the nose. Thick like yoghurt, but much more grainy or mealy - you nearly have to chew it. Surprisingly clean flavour, actually a lot like lambic. Not much flavour in the finish, but itís difficult to get the meal out of your mouth. A slightly unusual beer...