Chick Beer

Chick Beer Company
Brewed at Minhas Craft Brewery
Style: Pale Lager
Easton, Maryland USA

Serve in Dimpled mug, English pint, Lager glass, Shaker

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Bottle from Brewforia. Pours pale gold with a slight white head. Aroma isn’t very malty and hints of hop. Less than med body. Flavor is light pale malt/bready, and a sort of corn thing, and the barest hint of hop.

Aroma is apples, grains and slightly perfumed. The flavor is mild sweetness, apples and that’s it.

Classic light lager yellow light gold clear some head,somewhat fizzy. Aroma has apple some light hop floral notes maybe just esters though,it has kind of an interesting strong sweet apple spice or something it reminds me of alot,light smooth easy to drink.This taste like a premium light lager-in between a light lager and premium lager. Very gimmicky beer.Its clean with appley sweetness soft with body and light with a bit of butter.I can think of plenty of light beers more offensive though.

Pours a pale old gold with a wisp of bubbles on top. Smells of dank grain and slightly rotten fruit, fusel notes. Tastes the same. Light and off dry with a light, spritzy carbonation and lingering mouthfeel of an odd oily tingle, like I got a drop of overused motor oil in my mouth a few minutes ago. Terrible -watered down, over carbonated, sloppy Malt Liquor.

Bottle from Frederick wine house. Pours clear yellow with a small white head. Some fruitiness on the nose. Metallic taste on the tongue. Very fizzy. Watery mouthfeel. I can’t think of any way to better insult a woman then by buying a bottle of this shit.

R U jokin or wat? Good lord what were they thinking with the packaging? I suppose this has a place next to skinny girl in making me shake with anger from the marketing alone, but that’s not how we rate. Pale pale yellow pour with a small fizzy white head. Corn in the aroma. Flavor is mildly bitter, corn, and a touch sour. Cleanish finish that lasts about .2 seconds. Tastes exactly how you think it would.

Pours clear gold with fluffy white head. Nose is a hint of lemon. Taste is...well..there is none, really. It’s just gold water with a head and bubbles. If you really squint your taste buds you get a ghost of cardboard and cornflakes action. But you gotta work for it. I can’t stop laughing. It doesn’t taste bad, it just doesn’ taste at all. I knew this would be a lark, I just expected some ungodly flavour...like back when you could buy the generic can that said "BEER" in black letters, remember?...actually this would be a good in-betweener for mass sampling. It’s zero effect would completely neutralize all other forms of beer. This should go in a new, 74th category...let’s call it "Anti-bieren" !!!!

UPDATED: NOV 10, 2011 1st rating! Some friends rapped on our door and woke us up late last night, one stumbling, a 40 of Smirnoff Ice in hand, the other equally blasted. They had a six pack of this. Why not?

Morning after, I woke up with a headache. Faint memories of corn, diacetyl, a cotton smoothness without the candy, very muted and watery through the finish. Flat, oppressive body, gives me no room. Ruined my longest sleep in about two months and forgettable except for the regret... insert whatever chick-joke seems appropriate.