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Brewed by CIB Brewery
Style: Stout
Carson, Iowa USA

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RATINGS: 35   MEAN: 1.4/5.0   WEIGHTED AVG: 1.6   EST. CALORIES: 240   ABV: 8%
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Not just for breakfast anymore, our Morning Wood Breakfast Stout combines a rich dark malt with coffee, cream, and oatmeal for an intensely flavored, full-bodied, and satisfying stout. Try one for breakfast with bacon and eggs to truly appreciate this beer. Unfiltered & bottle conditioned. Enjoy with or without sediment at 45 degrees.


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2.6
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 5/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 13/20
hopscotch (9037) - Vero Beach, Florida, USA - MAY 8, 2013
Bottle… RBWG 2013… Pours muddy and light brown with a small, wispy, off-white head that dissipates faster than you can say “quick.” Smells chocolaty and nutty, but also wafts an inappropriate chili pepper component. Light to medium-bodied with a thin mouthfeel and lazy carbonation. Odd flavor – bretty & yeasty with light mocha and a tart aspect that screams “INFECTION!” Fortunately, it’s a clean acidity instead of funky, foul or overly offensive. Finishes crisp and tangy. Not at all what a stout is supposed to be. Normally, I don’t care whether a beer is brewed to style, but this is really a low-quality brew. Ah well, I guess my CIB cherry has been popped. Where’s White Birch when you need them?


1.2
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 4/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 3/20
thirdeye11 (5536) - Dallas, Texas, USA - JUN 23, 2014
(750ml bottle) cloudy dark brown. Fine tan bubbles. Nose of Belgian candi sugar and trash. Taste of tomato juice, god it tastes awful.

0.8
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
brystmar (1233) - Dallas, Texas, USA - JUN 23, 2014
Smells like squirting bleach into a muddy compost heap. Tomatoes, acetone, toxic waste. Truly one of the most vile aromas I've encountered. Tastes like an infected Bruery beer, so not totally shitty. Bit of roastyness underneath, somehow. Thanks Zach!

1.1
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 2/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 4/20
Indecipherable (14) - - JUN 4, 2014
This beer is either very confused or its a joke that nobody else is in on...it clearly has nothing to do with being a stout (or a good beer for that matter). Smells of a bad funk from off banana peppers...tastes maybe not quite as bad as the aroma, which of course means, it still tastes really bad. At least I can now say with some certainty, i’ve tried the worst stout of my life....

1
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 2/5   OVERALL 3/20
bytemesis (3076) - Sunnyvale, California, USA - MAY 14, 2014
Hells yes! Big fuck you to Homer321 for stowing this away in a perfectly legitimate shipment from John’s Grocery. Stored carefully in the attic under a pile of old blankets and rat traps waiting for the perfect opportunity to spring it on my unsuspecting "friends." Lets start with the bottle waxing - ok the string was a cool touch but what the fuck? Have you ever heard of practice? Now the pour. Being a breakfast stout and all I was totally unsurprised when the beer poured a clear reddish chestnut in color, with a small tan head that dissipated fairly quickly leaving some lacing. A beautiful color really, until you double take on the fact that this is a freaking stout. Minus 0.2. The aroma can best be described as weird; kind of an industrial cleaner wood alcohol thing, a bit of armpits, pepperoncini, cardboard, cigarette butts put out in coffee cups. Flavor is light sweet, definite funky bathroomy tartness, light bitterness. Industrial cleaner, airplane glue, cardboard and very very stale, like perhaps mopped off the floor of an all-night diner, coffee. Light body, low carbonation. Not the worst smelling beer ever (fart beer wins that hands down), but it might be the worst tasting. Score another victory for the Chefs! My primary concern at this moment is that I dumped all but about 4 ounces of this down the drain this afternoon. I sincerely hope that I haven’t inadvertently spawned a C.H.U.D.-like species of mutated sewer monsters.

0.8
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 2/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 3/5   OVERALL 1/20
barn0216 (397) - California, USA - MAY 14, 2014
Bottle shared with bytemesis, damn you! First of all, it looks nothing like a stout. Clear, reddish brown color. Smells like leftover party beer that had cigarette butts stained out of it, and pickled banana peppers or pepperocini. Fucked up similar taste, obviously soured yet sweet. Vinegar. Horrible. Horrible.

0.9
   AROMA 4/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 2/20
UDBeernut (1652) - Moving to Jax, Florida, USA - FEB 7, 2014
bottle from pepsi for krampus. color is tge same as coca cola, no head. taste begins tart wih a quick flash of black coffee. fades rubber and burnt hair that lingers. holy shit.

1.2
   AROMA 3/10   APPEARANCE 3/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 4/20
deyholla (6568) - Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, USA - JAN 19, 2014
Bottle. Pours a near clear dark brown with a yellowish brown head that dissipates to the edges. Aroma has notes of coffee and musty dark grains with a pretty present sour red fruit note. Flavor is similar with a bad combination of musty dark grains, creamy coffee and sour red fruits. Not really drinkable.

0.6
   AROMA 2/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
JK (4400) - St. Louis Park, Minnesota, USA - DEC 1, 2013
Sampled at Kyle’s tasting. Jalapeno and green pepper. It is sour, but it is a sourness that might come from rotting plant matter. Undrinkable and truly horrible stuff, in my opinion. Brown color, which isn’t even right for a stout.

0.5
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
portableparty (1909) - Blaine, Minnesota, USA - NOV 10, 2013
Bottle shared at Hoff’s tasting. Pours an unclear amber brown with little fizz of a head. Aroma dog puke vegetable, just terrible. Taste I wish I would not have! Palate who cares! It was nothing to remember. I had trouble swallowing this down and I had a minimal pour.

0.5
   AROMA 1/10   APPEARANCE 1/5   TASTE 1/10   PALATE 1/5   OVERALL 1/20
DalzAle (1973) - Eden Prairie, Minnesota, USA - NOV 9, 2013
Bottle sample courtesy of TheHoff. Sigh...you guys are dicks; here goes. Light slightly hazy brown pour, aroma of rotting cardboard and regret. Flavor is...good god, what the hell is this? Was this beer made on a dare between a few of the brewers??!?!! Soured malt, bad cheese, you name the shitty flavor, it’s in there too. I can generally find something good in every beer I try, but this is a rare occurance where I can’t find anything. Now to go brush my teeth and hope I never taste anything so vile again.


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